Latest Posts by saltymusician-blog - Page 5

Harry: You know, just the other day someone asked who was the most beautiful person in the whole world. You know what I said?

Ron: What did you say?

Harry: I said... [sees Draco gesturing outside the window] Malfoy?

Ron: Malfoy?

Harry: No! No, that’s not what I was going to say!

Ron: Harry, you’re not making any sense...

Harry: I mean, sure, he’s handsome, he’s rugged, but- I- I have to go.

[After a fight]

James: Are we friends again?

Sirius: No.

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: We're brothers.

James: That was terrifying, don't pause like that!

Draco, watching the Little Mermaid: Why is she brushing her hair with a fork? What???

Harry, crashing through the door: it's a dinGLEHOPPER. TALK TO ME ONCE YOU'VE EDUCATED YOURSELF you UNCULTURED SWINE!!!!

The Adventures of Dadfoot & Moomy

Sirius, to Harry: When you turn 17, people are gonna try and tell you to buy porn or cigarettes because you can. Fuck that.

Sirius: You know what else it legal to buy at 17? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword.

Remus, in the distance: A big knife is also okay.

Draco: [to Harry] Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?

Like if Percabeth is religion…

Reblog if Solangelo Is God…

lowkey same

6 great classical music TED Talks:

Evelyn Glennie: “How to truly listen”

Benjamin Zander: “The transformative power of classical music”

Michael Tilson Thomas: “Music and emotion through time”

Robert Gupta: “Music is medicine, music is sanity”

Itay Talgam: “Lead like the great conductors”

Charles Hazlewood: “Trusting the ensemble”

I'm curious, reblog if your OTP is gay.

Like if it isn’t

floor 19+ sam, hearth and blitz as salem the cat

Magnus

Alex

TJ

Mallory

Halfborn

Sam

Blitzen

Hearthstone

#when the gay is too strong

#the gayest scene to ever gay

OK, i am tagged again by @lucielmoon , thanks darlin’

*btw i tagged you cuz i dont have much friends and you know that justshutup*

I ALREADY POSTED MY TOP 5 SO… HERE’S MY OTHER OTPs

Firstly, FIERROCHASE because i’m such a trash these days. Currently i’m reading the ship of the dead and i’m loving every moment that involves fierrochase (actually every moment that involves alex)

*i know i already put that one on the other list but…*

(credit to @staticcolour)

And then there is Blitzstone a.k.a the gay parents. gUYS JUST READ THE BOOKS YOU’LL SEE THE C H E M I S T R Y BETWEEN THEM

(credit to @staticcolour)

Enough with the book characters, PERALTIAGO. I mean, they are literally Percabeth and im loving it. And also i love them, like rEALLY. So im basically Charles in that relationship. You HAVE TO get married immediately and have lots of babies i jUST CAN’T WAIT

M E R T H U R ! ! THEY ARE IN LOVE AND I AM IN LOVE WITH THE FACT THAT THEY ARE IN LOVE!

Elena and Syd. “GAY! ME GAY!” “OH! UH, ME GAY TOO.” Best freaking lines on TV history and you know it

“Kissing teenagers, please go back inside”

im gonna tag u again @lucielmoon

My best girls!!! I love them so much I just want them to be happy

i made thing

if you dont reblog this youre straight

I need Magnus and Alex making phone calls during 9 from the Nine Worlds because they’re missing each other (even if Alex would never admit it)

And because Alex needs to know where Magnus put his hoodies and jumpers to steal them

ship of the dead in a nutshell

alex: *exists*

magnus: omg i'm so blessed wow

alex: *says something that implies she doesn't hate him*

magnus: omg i'm so blessed she likes me

alex: *kisses magnus*

magnus: omg i'm so blessed time to not freeze to death now

sam: magnus you like alex

magnus: ??? what ???

Alex: I hate you.

Magnus: I love you

Alex: I hate you more.

I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW MAGNUS SUNSHINE BOY 2 WITH HIS FRECKLES!!! (will is sunshine boy 1 — the og)

He’s my number 1 sunshine boy and Alex and I love him and his freckles <3 

Actually so true michigan winter is hell

This is how my English prof just signed her email and it’s the most Michigander in January thing I’ve ever seen

ya lit meme: [4/10] series or books ≡ simon vs the homo sapiens agenda

And then I kiss him for real, and he kisses me back, and his hands fist my hair. And we’re kissing like it’s breathing. My stomach flutters wildly. And somehow we end up horizontal, his hands curved up around my back. “I like this,” I say, and my voice comes out breathless. “We should do this. Every day.” “Okay.” “Let’s never do anything else. No school. No meals. No homework.” “I was going to ask you to see a movie,” he says, smiling. When he smiles, I smile. “No movies. I hate movies.” “Oh, really?” “Really, really. Why would I want to watch other people kissing,” I say, “when I could be kissing you?”

ok but

Simon people, we don’t talk enough about how Abraham Louis Greenfeld dragged his BFF to the school play three (3) times, just because his crush had a (NON-SPEAKING) role in it.

Like, I get that you’re really into this guy, but dude, you are a mess. Have some modicum of chill.

i really think being attracted to benedict cumberbatch is the definition of comp het. like he’s ugly as hell, but for some reason in 2010-2014 there was a host of 11-17 yr old girls saying “he’s so pretty!!” and “omg he’s so gorgeous” and. we’re all gay now? like we were all projecting onto the same ugly man bc it made us feel more comfortable about being gay. like truly if u thought benedict cumberbatch was hot, you’re gay now

He won’t hesitate bitch

The one where Ron and Harry know Hermione and Ginny better

Ron: Hermione’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.

Hermione: I just can’t believe that you think that you and Harry know me and Ginny better than we know you.

Harry: Well… we do. You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers.

Ron: Yeah, what’s that about?

Harry: (to Ginny) And you… Neville, I believe, if you check Ginny’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

Neville: Yes!, You’re good. These are not.

Ginny: I’m so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.

Ron: Okay, ten galleons says that we can name every item in that bag.

Hermione: How many guesses do you get?

Harry: Six.

Neville: Challenge extended.

Ginny: Deal!

Neville: Challenge acepted.

Ron: All right, we’ll start with…apples.

Neville: We’ll be starting with apples.

Ron: (to Neville) Stop that now.

(Neville reveals a bag of apples.)

Ron: Yes!

Harry: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.

Ron: Diet butterbeer.

Neville: Yes. Yes. Yes. 

Ron: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Harry’s ear.)

Harry: No-no, not for like another two weeks.

(Hermione and Ginny look at each other)

Ron: I got it! Scotch… tape. 

Neville: Yes! How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Ron: We used their’s up last night making scary faces.

wow troye sivan goes from the bop my my my, to a heart wrenching ballad with The Good Side,, i stan true talent

Hermione: You keep hugging Draco when he’s upset.

Hermione: Next thing you know, he’s gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want?

Harry: *scoffing* Is that what I want?

Ron: *loudly from the other side of the room* yes

Payback gone wrong

Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. To the writers for their honest portrayal of real life moments and struggles. To stephanie for her authenticity and for putting her heart into her art. #the bisexual representation we deserve