I Need Magnus And Alex Making Phone Calls During 9 From The Nine Worlds Because They’re Missing Each

When you’re playing so fast your fingers do that panicky thing you know the one

I love this wow

This fic is amazing and I love it. Coffeeshop au that’s perfectly angsty and sweet all at the same time.

Rating: General

Warning: Implied past abuse

I have

Percy:I have the most beautiful girl

Nico:I have the most handsome boy

Magnus:I WIN

hp characters as john mulaney quotes

harry: i don’t look like the kind of person who used to do anything. i look like i was just sitting in a room with a chair eating saltines for 17 years.

ron: nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like “hey, i’ve got a flat tire. does anyone here know a lot about the chudley cannons?” and then i could be like “oh, perhaps i could be of some assistance.”

hermione: college is just your opinion. just you raising your hand and being like “i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.” and they’re like “partial credit.”

draco: i’m really sorry about last night. it’s just that i’m mean and loud. it probably will happen again.

ginny: i’m very gay, and i’d like a few dollars.

neville: it’s like when your gran would be like “we’d all go play jacks down at the soda fountain!” and you’re like “no one knows what you’re talking about, you IDIOT.”

luna: ah! one feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! and when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: *stares at chicken*

Person B:

Person A: *double takes between Person B and chicken*

Person B:

Person A: *picks up chicken like Simba*

Chicken: *stares intently*

Person A: *stares in awe*

Chicken: *unleashes the fiery fury of hell*

Person A: *s h r i e k s and starts running with chicken in hands*

Innocent Bystander: What—?

Person B: *turns to bystander*

Innocent Bystander: ????????!??!?!?!!!??

Person B: It’s cock o’clock

Person A: *comes running back and YEETS the chicken for a mile*

it’s 4/20 4:20 pm here LMAO

ya lit meme: [4/10] series or books ≡ simon vs the homo sapiens agenda

And then I kiss him for real, and he kisses me back, and his hands fist my hair. And we’re kissing like it’s breathing. My stomach flutters wildly. And somehow we end up horizontal, his hands curved up around my back. “I like this,” I say, and my voice comes out breathless. “We should do this. Every day.” “Okay.” “Let’s never do anything else. No school. No meals. No homework.” “I was going to ask you to see a movie,” he says, smiling. When he smiles, I smile. “No movies. I hate movies.” “Oh, really?” “Really, really. Why would I want to watch other people kissing,” I say, “when I could be kissing you?”

Actually so true michigan winter is hell

This is how my English prof just signed her email and it’s the most Michigander in January thing I’ve ever seen

Going back home after watching Avengers: Infinity War.

Felicity and Johanna stitching the map on the inside of Felicity’s petticoat is the most badass feminine thing ever. Like yeah, we were forced to sew and this is the coolest time it has ever become useful and i’m gonna use it type of badass.