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O M G WAIT

troye is on the soundtrack for Love, Simon

I actually did this like, one week before The Ship of the Deads release but look at me always beign late.

I love them with all my heart I repeat I love them with all my heart, I need at least one more trilogy about Magnus the puppy and his gorgeous friends.

Me listening to Kehlani, Hayley Kiyoko, and Troye Sivan in 20gayteen

Annabeth to Percy in the Lightning Thief: you’re an idiot and I hate you

Annabeth in the Sea of Monsters: you’re still an idiot and I hate you ugh

Annabeth in the Titan’s Curse: Well thanks for coming to save me But you’re still an idiot.

Calypso and Rachel in Battle of the Labryinth: We don’t think you’re an idiot and we also love you.

Annabeth: HOLD THE FUCK UP

Annabeth: OH HELL NO

Annabeth: HE’S MY IDIOT

Annabeth: TAKE FIVE FUCKING STEPS BACK

Magnus: [Puts his feet on the table] I heard you liked bad boys.

Alex: No?

Magnus: [Takes his feet off the table] Good, that felt horrible.

Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes

Tom Riddle: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count

a guide to the riordanverse by me (i tried to be funny)

Wow I love this

Finally you guys! I have finally finished the PJO Good Kid animatic! Check out my YouTube channel HERE and subscribe to see more animatics that I will post later on! Thank you for the long wait! I hope you enjoy it!

remember when sadie kane liked two different guys so rick riordan just merged them into one fucking person

Apollo: Son, is that a hickey?! Will: What? No! I-I fell down! Apollo: On Nico’s lips?!

HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LOVE UNCLE RICK

UNCLE RICK IS SAVAGE

“You’ve heard of the Bee Movie now get ready for the Cb Movie. It’s the exact same thing but with a different title.”

Daniel Irwin, Trombone God of this county

What if Alex give to Magnus Rapunzel’s cosplay for his bday and they decide to go at the conventions together bc Alex has already bought the Eugene’s one

I need this

hap borth/dorth to magnus!! take some fierrochase

(Reblogs > likes, please reblog!)

Magnus: Why is there a fuckin’ pan in my bed?!

Alex, Samirah and the others:*laughing in the distance*

Magnus:The fuck, guys…

Alex: can you stop ruining my reputation?

Magnus: then get off my lap

Alex: no.

Others: gonna drink some alcohol to forget ‘bout my problems.

Me: gonna read some fluffy fanfiction to forget 'bout my problems.

I drew Hearthstone in christmas sweater. Also, he’s an adorable TOL BEAN ELF, FIGHT MEH

he can't. he's stuck.

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AH33o6

by memesofbees

“No,” I sniffed. “No. I’m just… uh… chillin’.”

She rose an eyebrow, “’Chillin’’?”

“Yee-up.” I popped the P. Because I’m casual.

“In my tree?”

I nodded and patted a peach, “It’s a nice tree.”

“It is. You have a nice tree, too. I know, I’ve been in it.”

“See, but your tree has flowers and peaches.” I made an okay sign, “Very aesthetic.” – idk there’s kissing and magnus pining over his gf lmao

Words: 1534, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Magnus Chase, Alex Fierro

Relationships: Magnus Chase/Alex Fierro

Additional Tags: I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Trees, Fluff, alex is a fake baddie, shes a Softy for her bf, magnus just really really loves her because shes cute and also gorgeous, set after ship of the dead

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AH33o6

I mean,,,, yeah

cute things to call your violin

-screech machine -noise box -a 14 inch viola -probably a literal creation of satan (see “devil’s trill sonata”) -a really messed up guitar -a really really messed up flute -a waste of a perfectly good tree -my poor, misguided child -a mistake -“ow my ears” -can you please stop playing “that godawful thing” -an instrument??? -still better than an oboe

A list of things said or done in my symphony rehearsals

“Brahms is a cunt”

“I swear I’m not that shitty of a musician”

“Where are we??” “I don’t know man but we passed K a while ago” *piece ends* “Well fuck”

*maintaining intense eye contact with a cellist who’s simultaneously playing*

*whips during every impact point*

Conductor: I swear it’s like you’re all on candy or something Trombonist: I’m on something much stronger than that

*screams about star wars*

Conductor: Trumpet play at 371 Trumpet: I don’t play there Conductor: check your music Trumpet: SHIT I’VE BEEN ON THE WRONG PIECE FOR 45 MINUTES

*random kazoo-ing from the violin section*

“Trumpet Daddy”

“You guys sound like chickens”

When you’re playing so fast your fingers do that panicky thing you know the one

GOD DAMN JWPEPPER

My kink:

When publishers puT BAR NUMBERS AT THE START OF EVERY LINE SO I DONT HAVE TO SIT THERE FOR 20 MIN COUNTING LIKE IM IN PRIMARY SCHOOL AGAIN, IS IT REALLY THAT HARD JWPEPPER

me: *practices for 19 minutes*

me: I'm such a dedicated musician. honestly, my instrument is my everything. I have poured my heart and soul into performing. all I do is music, so why am I not a god yet?

my orchestra conductor: count your rests!

me, an intellectual: just feel the music™

When brass players take over the melody from the woodwinds

How to do instruments

Get an instrument

Decide whether it is a doot, bang, or skree instrument.

Doot, bang, or skree accordingly

Congratulation you did an instrument