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Nico: So Will asked me to be his fake date to his cousin’s wedding so he could avoid the usual “Are you seeing someone?” questions.
Hazel: I’ve read enough fanfics to know this will end with you two declaring your undying love for each other.
A word of advice:
If Steven wouldn’t do it to Connie,
If Ruby wouldn’t do it to Sapphire,
If Steve wouldn’t do it to Bucky,
If Tony wouldn’t do it to Pepper,
If Aang wouldn’t do it to Katara,
If Rory wouldn’t do it to Amy,
If the Doctor wouldn’t do it to Rose,
If Merlin wouldn’t do it to Arthur,
If Phil wouldn’t do it to Dan,
If Tyler wouldn’t do it to Jenna,
If Josh wouldn’t do it to Tyler
If Connor wouldn’t do it to Troye,
If Percy wouldn’t do it to Annabeth,
If Will wouldn’t do it to Nico,
If Finnick wouldn’t do it to Annie,
If Peeta wouldn’t do it to Katniss,
If Rumpelstiltskin wouldn’t do it to Belle,
If Charming wouldn’t do it to Snow,
If Kristoff wouldn’t do it to Anna,
If Jack wouldn’t do it to Elsa,
If Fitz wouldn’t do it to Simmons,
If Lincoln wouldn’t do it to Daisy,
If Patton wouldn’t do it to Logan,
If Virgil wouldn’t do it to Roman,
…then your partner has no business doing it to you.
Percy Jackson characters as things overheard at my school pt1
Percy: ‘Wouldn’t Jesus be a demigod?’
Jason: ‘No homo but I’d fuck you’
Will: ‘Gay Jesus’
Leo: ‘Why are poems always written about love or war? Why can’t one be written about bagels?’
Nico: ‘There’s nothing on the inside, just like me’
Reyna: ‘I tried to be the leader of a religious cult once, it didn’t work out well’
Thalia: ‘I want to sleep for eternity’ (‘so dying?’) ‘yes’
Jason: Why's Will asleep on your shoulder?
Nico [quietly]: Shut up! This is sweet!
Jason: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.
Nico: I changed my mind.
Imagine Your OTP
Person A: *stares at chicken*
Person B:
Person A: *double takes between Person B and chicken*
Person B:
Person A: *picks up chicken like Simba*
Chicken: *stares intently*
Person A: *stares in awe*
Chicken: *unleashes the fiery fury of hell*
Person A: *s h r i e k s and starts running with chicken in hands*
Innocent Bystander: What—?
Person B: *turns to bystander*
Innocent Bystander: ????????!??!?!?!!!??
Person B: It’s cock o’clock
Person A: *comes running back and YEETS the chicken for a mile*
“stuff”
(quotes from @incorrectpercyquotes )
*nico shadow travelling up to will* will: babe, I told you no shadow travelling except in an emergency! nico: but babe, it was an emergency! will: what was the emergency, babe? nico: I missed you. will: *softly* babe.
Ive found a Mood and her name is Meg
This…..is the stupidest thing I have ever drawn why did I make this?
Bonus:
I love this sm
I drew Solangelo last year for Valentines day so here they are again, maybe I’ll make these 2 my valentine tradition. Nico’s in for the over night and Wills got him on the mend. Whatever happened before that is up to u.
Thank you so much to all my new twitch followers, we’re now a little family of 12! I’m gonna be streaming a lot more lately so feel free to chat to me there.
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TWITCH (you can watch back my past streams)
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Reblog if you are LGBT+ and don’t feel any hatred towards ally straight people. Reblog if you are straight and don’t feel threatened by LGBT+
Our love is God…
Spring is the fucking greatest
Brendon Urie sings the DuckTales theme song
I find these kind of gifs so freaking cute <3
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How’s everyone’s 2018 so far?
I love this
Happy Valentines Day!
Will: Well, you made a lot of people around here very nervous.
Nico: Yeah? That’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys.
Will: I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.
List of people Percy Jackson has scared the shit out of:
Clarisse, daughter of Ares, Drakon Slayer: “Believe me, revenge is coming. One of these days, he’s going to be sorry. Why am I waiting? Just strategy. Biding my time and waiting for the right moment to strike. I am not scared, okay? Anybody says different, I’ll rearrange their dental work.” - Demigod Files (Interview with Clarisse LaRue, Daughter of Ares)
Luke Castellan: “‘Luke feared you,’ the Titan’s voice said. ‘His jealously and hatred have been powerful tools. It has kept him obedient. For that I thank you.’” -BotL
Kronos himself: “"Perseus Jackson,“ one of them said. "Yes,” mused another. “I do not see why he is a threat.” “Who said I was a threat?” The first Hesperid glanced behind her, toward the top of the mountain. “They fear thee. They are unhappy that this one has not yet killed thee.” She pointed at Thalia.” -TTC
Leneus, a member of The Council of Cloven Elders: ”I didn’t push him very hard, but he was kind of top-heavy. He fell on his furry rump, then scrambled to his hooves and ran away with his belly jiggling.” - TLO
Hades, Lord of the Underworld: “Hades swallowed. ‘Now, Jackson, listen here…’ He was immortal. There was no way I could kill him, but gods can be wounded.” -TLO
Phobos, the God of Fear himself: “I couldn’t kill him. He was immortal. But you wouldn’t have known that from his expression. The fear god looked afraid.” -Demigod Files (Percy Jackson and the Stolen Chariot)
Leo Valdez: “Leo’s legs trembled. The way Percy looked at him made him feel the same as when Jason summoned lightning. Leo’s skin tingled, and every instinct in his body screamed, Duck!” -MoA
Piper McLean: “Piper guessed that Percy hadn’t meant to cause so much damage, but his glowering expression made her want to leave the ship as soon as possible.” -BoO
fucking Annabeth Chase: “Since she’d come back from Tartarus, Annabeth had told Piper about a lot of scary things that had happened down there. At the top of her list: Percy controlling a tide of poison and suffocating the goddess Akhlys.”- BoO
And let’s not forget:
How Percy looks when he fights: “My expression in the picture was fierce—disturbing, even—so it was hard to tell if I was the good guy or the bad guy, but Rachel said I’d looked just like that after the battle.” - TLO
Hazel’s first impression of him: “Then she’d met Percy. At first, when she saw him stumbling up the highway with the old lady in his arms, Hazel had thought he might be a god in disguise. Even though he was beat up, dirty, and stooped with exhaustion, he’d had an aura of power. He had the good looks of a Roman god, with sea-green eyes and wind blown black hair.”
Hephaestus’s words to him in BotL: “The god grunted. “Not that powerful, eh? Could have fooled me. You’re the son of the Earthshaker, lad. You don’t know your own strength.””
“Nico twisted his silver skull ring. “Percy is the most powerful demigod I’ve ever met. No offense to you guys, but it’s true. If anybody can survive, he will, especially if he’s got Annabeth at his side.“ -MoA
“Part of their problem was Percy. He fought like a demon, whirling through the defenders’ ranks in a completely unorthodox style, rolling under their feet, slashing with his sword instead of stabbing like a Roman would, whacking campers with the flat of his blade, and generally causing mass panic.” -SoN
*Percy, Hazel and Frank sitting together*
Hazel:
Frank:
Percy: *stands up*
Percy: Say hello, Hazel.
Percy: Say hello, Frank.
Everyone:
Percy: Now kiss! *shoves heads together and runs away*
of music and crushes
Summary: Of the Apollo cabin, complete (endearing) dorks, and stupid games with sweet intentions.
“I thought he’d be kinda scary, y’know, because of the whole Hades thing, but he’s a huge marshmallow. Just tryna hide it under his Underworld ‘fear me’ rep.”
Nico’s eyes slowly fluttered open at the sound of Kayla’s voice. Gods… I fell asleep, didn’t I? He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and sat up, saying, “You better take that back right now.”
He found a thin gray blanket draped over him, and Apollo kids surrounded the area. The brightness of the cabin made him squint, but he quickly adjusted and focused on the ground, where the Apollo kids were sitting in a circle.
Kayla beamed. “See, I told you he was cute!”
Nico groaned, but a dark-haired girl named Elise laughed and said, “Come on, Nico, sit with us! Let’s play a game.”
Normally, he would’ve refused, but Elise was… different. She was only eleven years old, but her bright personality reminded him of Hazel.
Maybe that was why he liked her.
Nico rolled my eyes playfully. “Fine.” Nico sat down cross-legged between Elise and Will, and asked, “What game?”
A red-head named Brian grabbed the nearest plushie and answered, “You know, the usual. Usually, this is an icebreaker, but we haven’t played this in a while, so…”
Before Nico could fully understand the situation, Brian yelled, “Least favorite camper! Theresa!” He threw the plushie to a brunette.
The girl, Theresa, caught it. She paused for a second. “Sherman Yang,” she finally decided. Tossing the pillow to a tall boy across from her, she shouted, “Ray!”
Ray sighed. “Valentina.”
Elise blinked. “Valentina? But she’s so nice!”
“I have my reasons. Will!” The plushie ended up on the healer’s lap.
“Gods of Olympus, Drew Tanaka,” he said and was immediately met with a chorus of groans.
The game went on, switching topics every few minutes. Everything was mentioned, from favorite bands to how they figured out they were a demigod, and then suddenly, a girl named Danielle yelled, “Most embarrassing crush!”
At those three words, Nico was immediately on his toes. Please don’t pass it to me, he prayed.
Danielle tossed it to Wendy, who sighed with a smile and admitted, “Piper McLean. Sam!”
Sam caught the plushie and said, “Lou Ellen.”
Will choked at that. “Lou Ellen? Seriously?”
Sam only glared. “That’s why the topic is the most embarrassing crush. Speaking of which, Will!”
“One Direction. All of them,” the blonde said. “Elise!”
Elise blushed as she grabbed the pillow. “Ugh. I hate this game sometimes. Nyssa. And Jason Grace. Ken!”
Nico didn’t really pay attention after that until the plushie landed on his lap. He hesitated. Oh, screw it, I told the guy himself. “Percy Jackson,” he groaned. “Tiffany!”
And as Tiffany reluctantly spat out the next name, Nico paused. There it was. Nothing. Nobody questioned him about his former crush on Percy. Nobody judged him.
As Nico headed out of Cabin 7 that evening, Will walked him to Cabin 13. They shared their usual banter until Will suddenly asked, “Percy Jackson?”
Nico paused. “What?”
Will smiled bashfully. “Your… most embarrassing crush? Percy? Seriously?”
Nico found himself grinning sheepishly. “Yeah. Why?”
“Just… doesn’t seem like your type.”
The son of Hades shrugged. “I was young and naive. But yeah, you’re right. He’s not my type.”
The blonde seemed strangely eased by that fact. “Yeah. Of course. See you tomorrow, Nico.” Then with that, he waved and walked back, wearing his usual sunny smile.
Nico felt himself doing the same, then allowed himself to give a small grin.
This is kind of nice.
Will: If I had a million dollars, I’d buy tickets to see Beyoncé
Nico: I’d buy the sweet release of death to come and take me.
Percy: *to Will* Is he ok?
Will: I-I don’t know…
I am in love™ with eddy redmayne
Are you a seeker? A seeker of truth? I’m more of a chaser, really.
Nico: hold the fuck up
Will: excuse me?
Nico: I said hold the fuck up
Nico: I'm the fuck up. Hold me.
Olympus headcanon
Awkward dad trio:
Hades, Hephaestus, Hermes
Cool dad trio:
Poseidon, Ares, Apollo
Asshole dad trio:
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus
Smart mom trio:
Athena, Sally, Jason Grace
Quick reminder that when Magnus told Alex he didn’t like the nickname Maggie she immediatly took a mental note of that, started calling him Magnus right away, and never brought up the nickname again.
Like I just really respect that Alex, someone who knows SO well what it’s like to be called something you don’t want to be called, totally dropped it and went on to find better ways to tease and joke with Magnus that didn’t legitimately bother him.
Camper *talking to Nico and Will*: So which one's the 'man' of your relationship?
Will: Well seeing as neither of us has boobs; I'm assuming we both are, either that or puberty's taking its own sweet time.
Nico: Wait, we're both guys? Maybe that's because we're GAY.
Percy: Hey, Nico, read over the list of supplies as you check them.
Nico: "Food": check. "Armour": check. "Weapons": check. "My heterosexuality": uhh, I seem to have dropped that somewhere.
Percy: *stares into the distance as if he's on The Office*