Lowkey Same

a guide to the riordanverse by me (i tried to be funny)

Spring is the fucking greatest

I drew Hearthstone in christmas sweater. Also, he’s an adorable TOL BEAN ELF, FIGHT MEH

So…

These are fun to make, so I made more! 

-Samirah al-Abbas

-Magnus Chase

-Hearthstone (w/ a hint of Blitzstone)

-Blitzen

-Alex Fierro

ya lit meme: [4/10] series or books ≡ simon vs the homo sapiens agenda

And then I kiss him for real, and he kisses me back, and his hands fist my hair. And we’re kissing like it’s breathing. My stomach flutters wildly. And somehow we end up horizontal, his hands curved up around my back. “I like this,” I say, and my voice comes out breathless. “We should do this. Every day.” “Okay.” “Let’s never do anything else. No school. No meals. No homework.” “I was going to ask you to see a movie,” he says, smiling. When he smiles, I smile. “No movies. I hate movies.” “Oh, really?” “Really, really. Why would I want to watch other people kissing,” I say, “when I could be kissing you?”

A word of advice:

If Steven wouldn’t do it to Connie,

If Ruby wouldn’t do it to Sapphire,

If Steve wouldn’t do it to Bucky,

If Tony wouldn’t do it to Pepper,

If Aang wouldn’t do it to Katara,

If Rory wouldn’t do it to Amy,

If the Doctor wouldn’t do it to Rose,

If Merlin wouldn’t do it to Arthur,

If Phil wouldn’t do it to Dan,

If Tyler wouldn’t do it to Jenna,

If Josh wouldn’t do it to Tyler

If Connor wouldn’t do it to Troye,

If Percy wouldn’t do it to Annabeth,

If Will wouldn’t do it to Nico,

If Finnick wouldn’t do it to Annie,

If Peeta wouldn’t do it to Katniss,

If Rumpelstiltskin wouldn’t do it to Belle,

If Charming wouldn’t do it to Snow,

If Kristoff wouldn’t do it to Anna,

If Jack wouldn’t do it to Elsa,

If Fitz wouldn’t do it to Simmons,

If Lincoln wouldn’t do it to Daisy,

If Patton wouldn’t do it to Logan,

If Virgil wouldn’t do it to Roman,

…then your partner has no business doing it to you.

James: [standing outside bathroom] SIRIUS, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!

Sirius: I'M GAY!

James: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!

Nico: *gets stabbed*

Will: Oh my gods whatever you do don’t pull it-

Nico: *pulls it out, charges back into battle after kissing Will on the cheek*

Will: ….DI ANGELO! GET BACK HERE!!! DAMN IT LET ME HEAL YOU YOU STUBBORN LITTLE-