Dabi: Boo.
Hawks:
Dabi: Hey. Why aren’t you afraid? Surely I inspire some feeling of fear.
Hawks: Feeling…?
Dabi:
Dabi: Dude.
BEAST ATTACK NOW
BEAST ATTACK NOW
BEAST ATTACK NOW
BEAST ATTACK NOW
BEAST ATTACK NOW
me *scrolling through tumblr*
hits the point of "hers blogs to follow*
*follows every single one*
lol just received a Forbidden Thought
hi tumblr want to hear a story :)
Love the idea that the vampire community is
Tiny
Insular
Long-lived
Petty
This would explain why vampires are typically portrayed as antisocial, since at any given time every vampire is in the middle of holding a centuries-long grudge against every other member of their species
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
wait wait wait. WAIT. u know how dogs and cats like to chase balls and other toys when they are bored? like how Fetching & Rolling Objects Around A Smooth Surface is an important way that pets add stimuli to their environment?
me, when none of the uquiz options fit me and i have to choose a random option: this is horrible. i am going to get a skewed result in this quiz about what type of [insert inconsequential internet culture thing] i am
Me: Ok et's see what's on tumblr today!! Me:*follows like fuckin 20 incorrect quotes blogs* Me TIME TO HAVE A FUN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quiet Days☀️
the fact that high school students are given an insane amount of homework becomes even more aggressive & insulting when compounded with the fact that most of it is busy work designed not to educate but to break the spirit, designed to set the expectation from a young age that life is about being overworked for negligible reward aka to turn out the perfect pre-defeated american worker, suited to an economy in which our productivity has skyrocketed even as we are paid less and less. anyway here's a blurry photo of my cat
Midoriya: Uh… so… Sho, I need to ask you something
Todoroki: Oh, are you proposing now?
Midoriya: What?! How did you know?!
Todoroki: You dropped the ring six times during dinner
Midoriya:
Todoroki: I even had to pick it up once
Midoriya:
Midoriya: I was nervous, okay?
The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering
some fanart of @moon-elf-cyana, @pmseymourva's delightful oc!
Iwazumi: None of you know what propaganda actually is, do you?
Mattsun: Yeah we do!
Maki: It's when a British person takes a good look at something!
Watari: I love bees.
Watari: They're very important to the ecosystem, they're cute, and they make honey.
A bee: Bzzz
Watari, crying: Please don't hurt me.
bet on it bet on it
What if ghosts are just us but a layer dimension over, so it’s just people walking around doing shit and there are hot spots of energy (due to overlap) that creates foggy rifts to our neighboring reality, which we mistake as spirits, and they mistake us as spirits too, but both of us are the ‘ghost hunter’
every day i am percieved™️
i really need to stop letting this hellsite be one of my main sources of info
updated birthday wishlist
$5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)
$10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout
overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozo’s stolen wealth
$2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)
charity of my choice
trump gets covid again
dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head
came up with a new proverb: sometimes you gotta cheat on a test
Tumblr,
do "new" people on the hellsite see enough posts to be like, "ah so this is the language of the common folk" and just mimick the format?
i abso-fucking-lutely hate this. what the actual ever-loving fuck is this
what the fuck is going on