The Problem With Being ADHD And Having Trouble Reading Long, Rambling Sentences And Paragraphs That Go

why is bob short for robert

bet on it bet on it

"fidget spin yourself to church"

Toshinori: Listen up teens, there’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. “Fidget spin” yourself into church

are you talking about the things that go on walls??

Super irritating to me that sconces aren't edible. They should be.

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

alex hirsch, trying to make a fucking cartoon in peace in like 2010: mabel pines canonically thinks alexander hamilton is hot. this joke is funny because of its absurdity! imagine if preteen girls were crushing on alexander hamilton haha.

history: [has its eyes on him]

the fact that high school students are given an insane amount of homework becomes even more aggressive & insulting when compounded with the fact that most of it is busy work designed not to educate but to break the spirit, designed to set the expectation from a young age that life is about being overworked for negligible reward aka to turn out the perfect pre-defeated american worker, suited to an economy in which our productivity has skyrocketed even as we are paid less and less. anyway here's a blurry photo of my cat