What If Ghosts Are Just Us But A Layer Dimension Over, So It’s Just People Walking Around Doing Shit

do "new" people on the hellsite see enough posts to be like, "ah so this is the language of the common folk" and just mimick the format?

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

Love the idea that the vampire community is

Tiny

Insular

Long-lived

Petty

This would explain why vampires are typically portrayed as antisocial, since at any given time every vampire is in the middle of holding a centuries-long grudge against every other member of their species

do y'all (when making chocolate milk) drink half the fricking cup to see if it's good or not?

PLEASE FINISH THE JOKE ISTG IF Y'ALL FAIL ME

i like my women like i like my cereal

Midoriya: Uh… so… Sho, I need to ask you something

Todoroki: Oh, are you proposing now?

Midoriya: What?! How did you know?!

Todoroki: You dropped the ring six times during dinner

Midoriya:

Todoroki: I even had to pick it up once

Midoriya:

Midoriya: I was nervous, okay?

an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist

glad to know i'm not the only one

Twice: Sometimes I talk to myself

Twice: Omg same

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

okay. artists. please. i need your talents.

gundham tanaka wearing this.