Latest Posts by corndogsncrap - Page 3

So for 2021, can we mix modern slang with Shakespearean dialogue?

i, by no means necesary needed to hear about the mother frincking Baconator (a sandwich) having sex with a sandwich

The Son of Baconator implies that the Baconator fucks.

i had to do an assignment in 8th grade for these fuckers

oh my bleeding stars was anyone gonna TELL me that all horses evolved from a millions-of-years-old ancestor who was ITTY ITTY BITTY

are you talking about the things that go on walls??

Super irritating to me that sconces aren't edible. They should be.

y'know, sometimesi think, "hey the world's not so bad" and then i see this bull

So fucking proud of ya’ll for not dropping the ball on this one!

Now I want you to spend the next 4 years riding Biden’s ass.

I need this fanfic rn, and if someone isn't going to give it to me, then i'm not gonna do anything about it

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Midoriya: [In Recovery Girls office] Awww, this brings back memories of playing doctor as a child!

Iida: It reminds me too

[Flashback]

Young Iida: [Holding a stethoscope to a teddy bears chest] The cancer has spread. Get your house in order

glad to know i'm not the only one

Twice: Sometimes I talk to myself

Twice: Omg same

"fidget spin yourself to church"

Toshinori: Listen up teens, there’s nothing “meme” about smoking cigarettes. It’s not “Netflix and chill” to take a drug. “Fidget spin” yourself into church

do y'all (when making chocolate milk) drink half the fricking cup to see if it's good or not?