Some Fanart Of @moon-elf-cyana, @pmseymourva's Delightful Oc!

anyone else pissed off that the last few tastes of popsicles have that fucking wood flavor from the stick

So for 2021, can we mix modern slang with Shakespearean dialogue?

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

Love the idea that the vampire community is

Tiny

Insular

Long-lived

Petty

This would explain why vampires are typically portrayed as antisocial, since at any given time every vampire is in the middle of holding a centuries-long grudge against every other member of their species

i abso-fucking-lutely hate this. what the actual ever-loving fuck is this

what the fuck is going on

are you talking about the things that go on walls??

Super irritating to me that sconces aren't edible. They should be.

If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?

Go behind them, but not in front. 👍

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

Me: Ok et's see what's on tumblr today!! Me:*follows like fuckin 20 incorrect quotes blogs* Me TIME TO HAVE A FUN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!