How To Do Instruments

cheryl: i’m a lesbiab

cheryl: lesbiam

cheryl: less bien

toni: it’s okay, take your time

cheryl: girls

Like if Percabeth is religion…

Reblog if Solangelo Is God…

The Adventures of Dadfoot & Moomy

Sirius, to Harry: When you turn 17, people are gonna try and tell you to buy porn or cigarettes because you can. Fuck that.

Sirius: You know what else it legal to buy at 17? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword.

Remus, in the distance: A big knife is also okay.

Monty: I have an excellent gaydar™ I can determine if a man is gay or not with just a glance

Percy: I've been in love with you for years

Monty: You've what,,,,,?

Okay but I need someone to draw this thing where Percy Jackson and Alex Fierro are there, just there, standing, looking like the beautiful demigods they are. Percy with his messy hair and green eyes, Alex with her green hair and bright eyes, the two of them holding their weapons and just, looking absolutely gorgeous.

And somewhere in the background Annabeth and Magnus high five like ‘hell yeah. we the chases get the best ones’

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover events in history

Me:

he can't. he's stuck.

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AH33o6

by memesofbees

“No,” I sniffed. “No. I’m just… uh… chillin’.”

She rose an eyebrow, “’Chillin’’?”

“Yee-up.” I popped the P. Because I’m casual.

“In my tree?”

I nodded and patted a peach, “It’s a nice tree.”

“It is. You have a nice tree, too. I know, I’ve been in it.”

“See, but your tree has flowers and peaches.” I made an okay sign, “Very aesthetic.” – idk there’s kissing and magnus pining over his gf lmao

Words: 1534, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard - Rick Riordan

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Magnus Chase, Alex Fierro

Relationships: Magnus Chase/Alex Fierro

Additional Tags: I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Trees, Fluff, alex is a fake baddie, shes a Softy for her bf, magnus just really really loves her because shes cute and also gorgeous, set after ship of the dead

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AH33o6

The one where Ron and Harry know Hermione and Ginny better

Ron: Hermione’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.

Hermione: I just can’t believe that you think that you and Harry know me and Ginny better than we know you.

Harry: Well… we do. You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers.

Ron: Yeah, what’s that about?

Harry: (to Ginny) And you… Neville, I believe, if you check Ginny’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.

Neville: Yes!, You’re good. These are not.

Ginny: I’m so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.

Ron: Okay, ten galleons says that we can name every item in that bag.

Hermione: How many guesses do you get?

Harry: Six.

Neville: Challenge extended.

Ginny: Deal!

Neville: Challenge acepted.

Ron: All right, we’ll start with…apples.

Neville: We’ll be starting with apples.

Ron: (to Neville) Stop that now.

(Neville reveals a bag of apples.)

Ron: Yes!

Harry: Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.

Ron: Diet butterbeer.

Neville: Yes. Yes. Yes. 

Ron: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! (Whispers something in Harry’s ear.)

Harry: No-no, not for like another two weeks.

(Hermione and Ginny look at each other)

Ron: I got it! Scotch… tape. 

Neville: Yes! How did you know she would buy scotch tape?

Ron: We used their’s up last night making scary faces.

Me too, me too

Remus: I’m bisexual and I’m confused. Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Percy: Hey, Nico, read over the list of supplies as you check them.

Nico: "Food": check. "Armour": check. "Weapons": check. "My heterosexuality": uhh, I seem to have dropped that somewhere.

Percy: *stares into the distance as if he's on The Office*