I, By No Means Necesary Needed To Hear About The Mother Frincking Baconator (a Sandwich) Having Sex With

an atheist ghost. they refuse to move on to the afterlife on the grounds that the afterlife does not and should not exist

i really need to stop letting this hellsite be one of my main sources of info

updated birthday wishlist

$5 for my emergency savings fund (paypal or kofi)

$10-15 dollars for restaurant takeout  

overthrow the government & redistribute jeff bozo’s stolen wealth

$2+ monthly ko-fi subscribers (to help me build monthly income)

charity of my choice

trump gets covid again  

dog/cat receives a gentle kiss on top of their tiny head

The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering

I want a bad recipe embedded on my tombstone. I want people to be confused with the recipe and try to make it. I want it to turn out horrible and for them to be confused why my gravestone recipe is inedible. I will cackle beyond the grave at them trying to recreate my dish and failing to make anything edible. My final prank.

Me: Ok et's see what's on tumblr today!! Me:*follows like fuckin 20 incorrect quotes blogs* Me TIME TO HAVE A FUN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

glad to know i'm not the only one

Twice: Sometimes I talk to myself

Twice: Omg same

the fact that high school students are given an insane amount of homework becomes even more aggressive & insulting when compounded with the fact that most of it is busy work designed not to educate but to break the spirit, designed to set the expectation from a young age that life is about being overworked for negligible reward aka to turn out the perfect pre-defeated american worker, suited to an economy in which our productivity has skyrocketed even as we are paid less and less. anyway here's a blurry photo of my cat

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

lol just received a Forbidden Thought

I need this fanfic rn, and if someone isn't going to give it to me, then i'm not gonna do anything about it

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt