Glad To Know I'm Not The Only One

Classic dimension door spell🔊🎵😻

losing my mind over this

lol just received a Forbidden Thought

why is bob short for robert

Midoriya: Uh… so… Sho, I need to ask you something

Todoroki: Oh, are you proposing now?

Midoriya: What?! How did you know?!

Todoroki: You dropped the ring six times during dinner

Midoriya:

Todoroki: I even had to pick it up once

Midoriya:

Midoriya: I was nervous, okay?

i wish i was just a little surprised that londoners decided it was appropriate to nickname an iconic skyscraper after a goddamn pickle

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

came up with a new proverb: sometimes you gotta cheat on a test

Make me president I’ll make it so everyone named Hannah cannot rhyme their name with ‘banana’ when they make a new username. Or else they go to prison for life

i think supernatural should end with d*stiel becoming canon but then immediately pulling a bury your guys. sorry i know homophobia isn’t funny but at the same time that would literally be so hilarious