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Stupid lil sketch of my Alastor redesign cuz I hate his fuckass bob
Close up of the face since its fucky in the first pic
Thats it lol i’ll disappear again
Yeah.
A moodboard
Three of Hearts 💛❤💙
From my Apocalypse AU which I've been talking about on twitter a lot
My amazing, wonderful, breathtaking, incredibly talented friend @nartothelar whom I love very much also made art for it PLEASE LOOK AT IT it literally took my breath away, augh Nart, Amor 😭💖💖
I always liked Chad he was so sassy and stupid. When I was younger I swore I could fix him.
your honor I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR
I’m not saying that I could fix him but yes I am saying that I could fix him
when i was a kid i had an OBESE crush on aidan gallagher in nicky, ricky, dicky, and dawn. now i look at him as this pyscho killer, and hes way more hot like how you go from
this:
to this:
(i’d let him nicky, ricky and dick-me down)
I have never been so jealous of a piece of candy
My sexual awakening
Just saw the new installment of Scream '23, and I am still in love with this murderous bitch. Lord, I can't help that my heart starts to beat faster when I hear his voice. I remember sneak watching this for the first time (bc of religious, immigrant parents) and falling head over heels for this man. I credit him to being the start of my slasher fetish. Sorry not sorry XD.
Who was yours?
Wow what a wholesome slime channel! He seems like such a helpful and friendly computer with only the nicest intentions! :) Bet he’s really popular on YouTube Kids! It’s so sweet that he wants to make you some slime.
The brainrot consumes so have a late night stupid semi-lazy doodle of my beloved angsty computer son AM. He likes slime. :) yes I gave him wire whiskers, no I don’t know why. Also the binary code on his screen translates out to “I hate you” and I think that’s beautiful 🧡
My toxic trait is thinking I could pick him up underneath his wiry little arms like a long cat, do the dangle test, and give him kissies till his silly little screen was covered with em. I could fix him (I’m completely delulu). More ACTUAL cosplay content & tutorials coming soon (hopefully)! I am watching Electric Dreams (1984) soon though so who knows if the brainrot will consume further
Happy Birthday to my bards fiancé!
She looked at him and really went: I can fix him.
I want to hit him over the head with a lead pipe.
𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
No I don’t actually know how to add color to greyscale s2
I am in the rareship trenches plz help me.
I am not seeing enough of this ship and like, its literally the i can fix him trope like come onnnnn.
I neeeeed to see more from them graaaaghghhhh
+background idk
#I can fix him, unless-
Fr 😞😩
I know Lucy Gray couldn’t fix Coriolanus… but I could.
Fear and Hunger - Enki cut in half sprites
Taylor Swift mashup
He had a halo of the highest grade
He just hadn't met me yet
Say a solemn prayer, place a poppy in my hair
There's no morning glory, it was war, it wasn't fair
Dreams of your hair and your stare and sense of belief
In the good in the world, you once believed in me
i cant fix him but i can definitely top him
feeling schizophrenic. 🎀🌸
"just say i girlrot- you girlrot- you girlrot to cool, i girlrot to die! just say that"
someone on tiktok said jean fuck to cbat PLEASE I WOULD STAY TWO YEARS TOO IF IT WERE JEAN maybe even more… a lifetime maybe
heurtebise 🔮
il est bien blasé ce ptit pélo tout de même, obligé il vient des backroom.
le charisme 😳 je meurs...
"everyone: 🚩🚩🚩 me: i can fix him 🧍♀️💔 he’s not emotionally unavailable, he’s just mysterious. he’s not a walking red flag, he’s a misunderstood green one in disguise."
MATTHEW MODINE as DR. MARTIN BRENNER in STRANGER THINGS 4
⋆. 𐙚 ˚ Most truthful thing I’ve seen today ₊˚⊹ ᰔ
dude idk if you got my first req bc the PAGE RELOADED BUT IM SENDING IT AGAIN JUST IN CASE.
giving virgin!james head for the first time!!! the noises he would make omg omg omg. and when you let him fuck your face?? he would be so fucking drunk on the feel of your mouth. squirming n moaning and oh oh oh maybe you are laying down and he straddles your face to have you suck him that way?!/?: i need him. bad.
i almost started crying when i saw this request bc hello virgin subby james is the love of my life <33
you wanted to suck him off so bad, which obviously made him very excited. but when you agreed for him to straddle your face when you suck him off??? fuck he could’ve busted his load right then and there.
this mf eagerly takes a seat on your face, carefully placing his knees at the side of your head. he would be a little awkward, not knowing what to do and scared of suffocating you from this position. this was his first blowjob, so you wanted to be mind blowing for him (literally mind blowing)
you start stroking his semi-hard dick, sticking your tongue out to repeatedly lick the tip, already causing him to shudder as you enjoy the feeling of him hardening even more under your touch. you take just the head in your mouth and you start bopping your head, your hand swirling around the base. when your mouth inches further down on him, james’ eyes widen, his dream finally coming true. you use your spit and precum as a lubricant to make it even more enjoyable for him, obsessing over how vocal he’s being
you take his whole dick in your mouth, your head lifting off the pillow as you try your best not to gag when you stay still, your nose touching the trail of hair on his stomach. james’ moans get louder at this action, so you decide to repeat it a couple more times, causing him to whine as he throws his head back.
you start to swirl your tongue around his head again before pulling away, placing kisses on his pretty dick while you stroke his base, giving it a squeeze here and there. you place your last kiss directly on his tip, smearing the precum with your lips and tongue before delving into him again.
his panting gets heavier and heavier and when he looks down, seeing your plush lips wrapped around his pretty cock, it sends him into a frenzy, whining and moaning while he tries to resist the urge to fuck your face.
“oh fuck you look so pretty.” his eyebrows fuse together longingly as he brings one hand down to stroke your cheek before bringing it to your head, gripping your hair. as much as he tried, he couldn’t. he couldn’t stop himself from sending a strong thrust into your mouth, causing you to gag. he stop immediately when you gag, afraid of hurting you but you pat his thigh as a sign of encouragement, wanting this to be the best first blowjob anyone can ever get.
“your mouth feels so good, holy shit.” he brings up his elbow to rest it against the headboard of the bed as he looks down to see you giving him the sweetest puppy eyes ever. when he gets comfortable thrusting himself into your mouth, he speeds his actions up, using you only for his pleasure. after all, you told him he can.
he starts to mercilessly piston his hips into your face, finding the wet sounds coming from your mouth and the repeated gagging unbelievably arousing, driving him feral.
“i’m sorry,” he would heave over you whenever he makes you gag. “shit, i’m so sorry. you just feel so fucking good, oh god. i’m sorry.” he repeats his apologies like a prayer.
he uses the hand gripping your hair as leverage to shove you down on him, meeting his hips half way as he thrusts into you. when you feel him twitch inside your mouth, you want to help him increase his feeling of pleasure, so you start to hum and moan around him, the vibrations making him gasp.
“fuck. fuck i’m gonna cum. gonna cum so hard shit.” he warns you, trying to pull your head away just in case you didn’t want to swallow. but you did, oh god, you needed him to. even if you didn’t want to at first, seeing him so happy, having the time of his life with your mouth, you would change your mind if it makes him even happier.
“i’m cumming! oh, oh god. holy…oh, fuck!” he screams, being more vocal than ever as he shoves his dick down your throat, staying still as he finishes in your mouth. you feel his balls against your chin, his tip restricting around your throat as his hot liquid runs down it. you try your best to help get every last drop, using your tongue to suck him dry. he stays this way until he finishes completely, which took a while considering how much he came.
you were starting to run out of oxygen, choking and gagging as you tap his thigh as a sign for him to pull away. he mutters an apology, getting up from you completely before resting his body on top of you.
he holds himself up with one arm to look at you, obsessing over your pink lips as much as you were obsessing over his flushed face and hazy eyes. he notices a little bit of cum and spit dribbling down from the corner of your chin, so he sticks his tongue out, licking it off until he reaches your mouth, giving you the most passionate kiss.
“thank you.” he mumbles against your hot skin when he pulls away, panting from the lack of oxygen from your previous actions. “thank you so fuckin’ much.”
he would be so fucking loud and vocal i cannot stress this enough. i wish i was the first person to give him a blowjob, it would’ve been the most beautiful thing anyone has ever seen. i mean, just look at him??