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dyhard fans after gwen and alice don’t spew insults at each other for 0.1 seconds (it’s me i’m dyhard fan)
god FORBID a woman just tries to grow strawberries without some eldritch horror sucking the trauma out of her (can’t have shit in the tma-verse)
“If it is who I think it is” cool let me go cry every ounce of water out of my body
the difference between tma and tmagp is that the main characters would both cry at these for very different reasons
let’s go gambling!!
*eerie mist consumes the arcade* aw dang it
*ferris wheel consumed by darkness and fog* aw dang it
*pier gets consumed by a void* aw dang it
the computers ability to constantly out everyone for their lies will never not be funny to me
“girl dinner!!” I say as the computer just consumed a man molecule by molecule
do you guys think it’s annoying for the archivist to cry. I can imagine it with like 10 tissue boxes just struggling to contain all the tears from EVERY EYE
this song is so dyhard coded i’m gonna start sobbing (someone pls draw them with a quote from this song)
me during the newest tge magnus protocol episode
Listening to the new episodes of my podcasts like:
Bro why they say "archivist" like a slur
I just pictured him sitting in his seat weaving to Alice as the train leaves
An alternate universe where The Archivist forgets to top up his oyster card and misses the train
my bingo card! this will be fun :D
I saw someone else do this, my predictions for the magnus protocol bingo card. This was really hard lol. Kinda wanted to do predictions on statements and such but it’s really difficult coming up with ideas.
The quick template I made:
Why is “Heinrich Unheimlich” song unironically kinda a banger Ngl like- idk it makes my brain feel nice.
When I tell you this has altered my brain chemistry and I'm not even halfway through. If you are going to read any jonmartin fic let it be this one
MR BONZOS ON HIS WAY, HE WANTS TO STAY, HE WANTS TO PLAY
Just re-listened to MAGP 10 and am I the only one who hears whispering as [ERROR] gets out?
It’s quiet but I swear it’s there behind the water sounds.
The only word I can hear clearly is “ethra” but I have no idea what it could be. Another language maybe?
Idk, it’s not in the transcript but I’m certain it’s there
Before it comes back from hiatus tomorrow, here are my thoughts on the first ten episodes of MAGP
- ship Sam and Celia
- Gwen is my favourite, love her so much, date me please
- also love Colin, love a Scotsman
- Lena is chill, major Elias vibes
- love the big clown guy Mr Bonzo, he’s great
- GERRY AND GERTRUDE?
- Gwen, Colin, and Sam are my favourites
Listening to the Magnus Protocol while booping… life is good
You ever just think about how Jonathan “I refuse to be another goddamn mystery” Sims is now a voice in a computer no one knows. Or how Martin “I am not lonely anymore” Blackwood is trapped with probably no knowledge there are others with him. Or that the “one way or another” couple probably have no idea that they are with the other. Martin thinking he’s alone again and Jon thinking he’s left Martin behind. Or about the fact that they are both in pain based on the statement of the guy that got turned into a computer program. “It’s so cold without blood” “the code cuts me” “it’s so sharp”… I just think about that a normal amount.
I only have one thought at the moment
Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, London…
this is how colin becher can still win:
PLEASE PLEASE OLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL
Who do you think would win in a fight between The Boneturner and Mr bonzo?
Why on earth would they fight? That's the steamiest romance of 2025.
This probably might be just me but when a Magnus Protocol episode comes out on patreon, I have a habit of looking at the trigger warnings to know whats up… and then look at the credits- and whenever theres a “[Redacted till public release thing]” i just get too excited
I started doing it when s2 started-
I am scared :D I just stumbled upon the season 2 music in sam jones instagram (the magnus music producer) and it is ANGELIC and TERRIFYING.
CONTEXT TO THIS PIECE: Its just a hc that they did the “Hear Me Out” Cake trend BEFORE Gwen telling them
GET YOUR MAGNUS THEORY BINGO CARDS READY!
I made a theory bingo card bellow :)))
As you can see In the next slides i have a bingo card and a template prepared if you guys need it! 😌
Yes yes my theories are mostly about archives in which im doubting theyll feed us more archives side characters but oh well, it is just a theory. A PODCAST THEORY!
and it looks like a fairly normal episode and- WHAT'S THIS? IT'S GERTRUDE ROBINSON WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Spoilers for The Magnus Protocol 40
And Magnus Archives 2
Gwen needs to find this universes’ Joshua Gillespie
Resume: Follows orders, in it for the money, doesn’t ask questions, ignores creepy scratching noises, is an icon
Gwen: If you receive any…suspicious emails do not open them
Joshua: Way ahead of you.
*The computer is in a block of ice in the break room freezer*