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let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.
Jonny really said "you clowns should listen to an hour of clown music today" huh...
Is Leitner under the trap door again... I hope he is so he can be killed twice 🤎🤎🤎
GRIFTER'S BONE IN THE XVIIIth CENTURY????
i don't know if i'm stupid and just can't find anything but does anyone have access to the original forums in German? (the things from the TMA ARG Newsroom Translations but not translated). I missed the whole ARG due to school and I'd like to get through the original content myself :))
I'm sure he knows plenty, probably even was a part in the due process required! Go get'em, Alice !!!
oh yeah the creatures that eats parents is definitely going to know something about the 'orphan process'
I liked how you tagged Alexander j newall like he was also an avatar of the beholding
Why would an avatar of the watcher kill someone they compelled ? Wouldn't they just keep them alive so they can watch ?
Girl help, these hyperfixations have way too many hands, I can’t fight them all at once
TMAGP 32 spoilers
See? Colin is alive and alright! He's even ready to give them his helping hand! Or his helping teeth!
I'm so not normal about TMAGP
I'm not very good at making theories and stuff, but I need to ramble about it anyways, so here are my very unorganized thoughts.
I've seen some people say that maybe Sam ended up in a different universe than the TMA universe. Which means that maybe The Archivist is a Johnathan Sims, just not our Jonathan Sims. Either way now I really want to see an AU where John is just an evil little man. It's definitely not the case here, just a fun thought.
If this is the TMA universe though (or something similar) then people remembering John's face is so sad :((. After his death he's remembered not as John, but as The Archivist. At least he's not another goddamn mystery though.
Maybe I'm stupid but I still don't know why Collins called Alice before he tried to murder a goddamn computer with a crowbar.
Like?? This wasn't the first time he tried to do something like this, why did he think that he messed up now?? It also sounded like he knew that he would die. Did he find out something more about the computer that we don't know (or I didn't catch on yet lmao)?? Did he call AFTER the computer ate him (I know it's not possible since his... Everything got deleted but it's a funny concept)??? Huh???
This moment is very funny but I think the answer is no.
I'm still worried about Teddy. "So- um. The thing is, the new job it’s… it’s not exactly-" doesn't sound very good.
I'm too tired to think about any dots OR connect them for that matter, but I really love this episode. Also I still don't understand how Tumblr works. If anyone sees this, have a fish for your troubles.
Edit: Oh right I also forgot about MAG 114. I wonder if shes from TMAGP or another universe.
sam (flirting): I’ve never met anyone like you it’s like you’re from another universe
celia: :3
okay so [ERROR] theory time.
[ERROR] was the archivist for the magnus institute, Manchester. the magnus institute was looking for a place to perform their ritual in 1998, and was raided by starkwall in 1999. this seems to support the idea that the OIAR takes a gertrude-esque role in preventing rituals.
my theory is that we're dealing with a lvl 10 archivist, way farther along than jon ever got in the magnus archives. potentially the ritual was partially successful and granted the archivist extra powers? when starkwall attacked in 1999 this archivist hid them,, herself?(I'm hoping it is a her) away in some sort of bunker. remember how jon can choose to know things, I'm guessing this archivist can also do that, maybe using that ability to feed.
anyways episode 10 rolls around and the archivist is unleashed. episode 11 alice wants to be walked home because she says she feels like she's being WATCHED. I'm guessing the archivist has a vendetta against the OIAR for ruining the ritual in 1999.
the archivist tries to attack gwen, and goes so far as to shoo ink5oul away to have gwen to herself. the archivist also attacks gwen the first night she is alone and far from the OIAR. I am thinking the OIAR has some kind of protection, like some externals, that would stop the archivist from attacking. I am hoping we get to see some monster on monster battles.
ik it won’t happen but i really want this universe’s Gertrude to be the one to have burned down the institute
not for any metaplot reasons, just since they both exist(ed) in this reality
she should be able to look jonah straight in the eyes as she sets ablaze his life’s work, the monument to his superority and the only thing he ever cared about simultaniously and lets it burn until there’s nothing but scorched ground in place for decades to come
so…a few things about the statement in magp 22:
kinda curious about the patient. it’s said that he has a deformity in his skull (my best guess is either he was born with it or it’s an injury, esp considering ww1 ended not that long ago) but i doubt that matters at all
also, the occipital lobe “plays a crucial role in language and reading, storing memories, recognizing familiar places and faces, and much more” (okay Stranger)
real-life Hans Berger performed the first ever eeg (“reading brain waves”) in 1924
he became interested in neurology bc he believed in phychic powers and mind reading:
the part about him writing to dr. Canton seems completely legit, and he was married to Ursula, cool
unfortunately, he was affiliated with the nazi (and specifically supportive of eugenics), being on the comittee that decided which (of the ‘feeble-minded’ and the likes) would get sterilized
and he also died by suicide
none of which is probably going to be relevant later, but, hey, learning is fun
since we (used very sparingly) are dealing with multidimentional “twins” and right&left parts of the brain as different personalities, i’m holding out hope for a ‘there’s someone else in the mirror’ themed episode at some point in the future
feeling like a dumbass bc it took me until now (and going through a few s5 transcripts) to connect tmapg Celia to the Celia from Melanie and Georgie’s cult (who also gave a statement about a burning ghost woman)
it actually bugged me how particular they were about her (and other people in the tunnels tbh) and just feels good to know it wasn’t for nothing, yk
FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!
This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))
also the YouTube link!!
"You can listen to tmagp without knowing tma"
Nah. Everytime
Gwen is called ms bouchard
the Archivist is mentiond
A tape recorder appears
Jmj error happens
Someone is being watched
I hyperventilate.
You mean to tell me you don't want peopel to have that experience?
Alxeander J Newall and his strange need to trapp characters voiced by himself in their own house for days on end to survive on peaches.
Him and Johnny, I swear
Alex cackling maniacialy in rq towers, eyes flashing green and looming over the poor souls below, knowing he can traumatize us again
heinrich unheimlich fanfic but he just makes alice break them into a furniture store and he has the time of his life
who up missing needles. ONE EPISODE ISN’T ENOUGH GIVE ME BACK MY SPIKY DUDE WHO NEEDS FEAR REASSURANCE
alright horror game meetup at the sketchy warehouse ya’ll we gaming with Hienrich Unheimlich tonight (bring your own chair)
the freaky horror guy who makes children cursed toys when u don’t wanna sit in the chair he bought (it was sixty euro!!)
guys this feels oddly illegal like wdym we’re getting NEW tma universe lore post-season-five…
this kid is asking the real questions though DO german pigs change colors when they aren’t in germany anymore??
with each of these sam episodes i feel like one of those dogs when their owner pretends to say all their favorite words except it’s a podcast and i’m insane