The Hobbit Nori - Blog Posts

khazdmazerb

2 months ago

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.

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lord of the rings lotr no one noticed Dwalin thought he was only into chicks but this star fish shaped pest if really reeving his engine Dori is like “how have they not noticed at all the only who noticed is Bilbo.. which is double weird and double insulting dori the dwarf the hobbit dori nori the dwarf the hobbit nori ori the hobbit ori the dwarf

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khazdmazerb

2 months ago

Every three weeks, On the dot Nori holds Ori down while Dori cuts his little hair do. That’s why it always looks so rough. Baby boy is THRASHING around trying to escape.