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WHY ARE YOU TWO AT A DEMOLITION DERBY?!?!
Sally: Hello?
Cruz: Hey what’s up?
Sally: I just called to check on you and Lightning. Is he there?
Cruz: Uh... he can’t come here right now.
Sally: Okay... well tell me when he can.
Cruz: Oh I can’t do that.
Sally: What do you mean you can’t?
Cruz: I mean can’t because he’s racing.
(Loud crashing noises are heard, Cruz cringes as she hopes Sally didn’t hear at all)
Sally: GO CHECK ON HIM!
Cruz: Okay you don’t have to shout at me!
(Cruz zooms to get a better view, horrified and praying that Lightning’s okay)
Cruz: He’s still racing.
(Metal is heard being smashed)
Sally: Where are you two right now?!
Cruz: We're at Derby!
Sally: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT DERBY"?!
Cruz: I MEAN I'M AT DERBY!
SALLY: WHAT DERBY ARE YOU TWO IN?!
Cruz: WE'RE AT A DEMOLITION DERBY!
Sally: WHY ARE YOU TWO AT A DEMOLITION DERBY?!
Cruz: FUCK YOU!!
OMG.. I WATCHED A SPANISH DUB VERSION OF A STEVEN UNIVERSE VERSION WHEN I WAS SO LITTLE. I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER IT. AND NOW I REMEMBER IT. THANKS. THE BLESSING OF KNOWING
Literally where would be as a society without the soup store video
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS REAL!!!!
So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.
I'm going to lose it.