Programmer Humor - Blog Posts

Mundane events for a programmer.

I think that it concerns not only programmers))))

I hope it wasn’t posted here before

When your code works but you don’t know why.

When you forget to push code

Its like that thing love to do the opposite of what we want

Just AI things!

Ctrl S

We’ve all done it.

That sad couse pythons if I'm not mistaken is the only program that doesn't use them

Is the whitespace not good enough for you, compiler?!

Happy valentine’s week everyone!

Yes we learn more about our mayor at a internship or Job than in the classroom

Every CS student resume ever

How to scare a python programmer

Give C some credit

When you program python for a year and realize where 90% of your bugs come from…

like at least 89% of user use the black IDE so yes they can be smug about it😂😂

It do be like that

Tip: You can’t

Those damn floats…

life of a programmer:

Every time 😂😂

It’s magic

If the code work keep using it until it dont

Me (a jr dev): *comments and refactors code*

Well, they’re not wrong to think that….

Goddamit, Not again!!

Not all heroes wear capes.

JetBrain users are rich though!!

This is what I learned in IT class today

Me, offering my teammate the bug fix story that will certainly drive them to insanity

C is a shot of American Rye (100 proof, bottled-in-bond)

Python is a Ramos Gin Fizz

Javascript is a bone-dry, dirty, vodka martini

React a Cosmopolitan

Angular an Appletini

Express an Espressotini (yea I say that instead of “espresso martini” because I find it more fun this way)

C# is a Sazerac with equal parts cognac and whiskey, and the person making it will HAVE to tell you how “a lot of people say it’s the first cocktail, but that’s not really true”

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

Submitting a PR without unit tests is like having a manhattan without a cherry

Sure, it’s easier, but exceedingly less satisfying

Want to go on record and say that the owner of this blog did, in fact, read dracula daily. Time and time again I tried to think of fun ways to relate it to programming. Yet time and time again I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Not because there weren’t ways I could shoehorn in a weird analogy, but because I admired the characters too much to force one. Idk it just felt disrespectful to bring code into this.

Will happily disrespect Dracula, though. Got some real cobol energy from that dinosaur. Particularly the way he drains the life out of a lot of happy, wonderful people.

You can change your font and you can change your float

You can set margins, that’s just the style you wrote

You can { display: none; } and you can overflow

But you’ll always google how to center a <div>.