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doodle-of-the-week

1 year ago

Well, the very first paragraph of There and Back Again does establish "It was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

Sometimes I’m talking about my cat and someone is like, “Gallifrey, what kind of a name is that?” And I’m just like, “He’s named after the planet of the time lords.” And they just look at me like I’m crazy.