John Mulaney - Blog Posts

Mantis shrimp are so GOOFY but so DANGEROUS. Like little cocaine bears or John mulaney

(со страницы https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMZiU2WaKQ)

Effin’ hell this is epic!

look at that high-waisted man, he’s got feminine hips

The horse has left the hospital

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

ok so remember john mulaney's snl monologue? the part where he mildly suggests that we stab trump? yeah so that energy but it's Alex who's delivering the snl monologue and instead of trump he says the queen

Jonah Simms was definitely that guy in slumber parties that John Mulaney was talking about. The kid who goes "technically it's tomorrow now."

I would’ve killed to have been at John Mulaney & Annamarie Tendler’s wedding

“Presenting: The First Beastie Boy Pranked by Tuna on a Broadway Show on a Tuesday in history” - John Mulaney

“Ad-Rock did Oh, Hello on Broadway and it was so intimating. When we made him smile/crack it was the best feeling ever” - Nick Kroll