linxkly

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Welcome to Sweet♥︎Heart Archives, a visual novel/dating sim developed for the web where you, a new arrival to the Magnus Institute’s archival division, get to go on an office rom-com romp with your favourite employees as you learn the ropes, make connections with four members full of lo-fi charm, sort files, serve tea, and above all, smile! Make the most of your eight weeks in the Sweet♥︎Heart Archives to not only earn a permanent position, but attract the assistant or archivist of your dreams!

Have some (belated) TMA fake visual novel screenshots for Valentine’s Day! It’s a game where not everything is as it seems, and not everyone is enjoying their assigned office romantic comedy… but does that matter, so long as you’re having fun? ::::)c

big thanks to @gayformlessblob and @lucianinsanity for brainstorming with me and hyping me up as I worked on this! It couldn’t have happened without them :)

praying the gay away

I laughed at this lmao it’s so funny looking

nothing funnier than a teen superhero walking away from the end of a battle in his sick new getup, absolutely devastated, and then getting in his subaru and driving home

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Fire, Water, Earth and Air had some extra time to spare, so they formed a club, igniting one another's spark for fighting ~

ibuki mioda stimboard with vocaloid, nostalgia, and gyaru for 🍥🦴 anon!

🦄 🐬 🦄 / 🐬 🦄 🐬 / 🦄 🐬 🦄

tysm for your request ♡

jellyfish stimboard for @linxkly

🐬 🪼 🐬 / 🪼 🐬 🪼 / 🐬 🪼 🐬

SNAILBLINGS

Gem and Grian snail siblings confirmed, i will accept no other duo name and they will henceforth be known as nothing else in my mind

GOING INSANE OMG GEORGIE??? PODCAST??? GERRY??? GG???=GERTRUDE??????

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SALLY SINGLE HANDEDLY RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND BURIED IT IN THIS EPISODE OMG IM IN LITERAL TEARS

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

EEEEE you can see how Grover is actually older than percy and annabeth when he walks them to the door of the diner, the acting is so phenomenal in the way he holds himself, the way he reassures them that he can take care of himself kdcjjdbfj

I desperately need a 8+ hour long blooper reel of all the shenanigans behind the scenes bc there ain’t no way those kinda didn’t burst out into the consensus song everytime something vaguely resembling an argument happened

there is something so special to me about how during Percy’s fight with the Minotaur there’s no music. theres just ambience of the rain and the sound of him fighting. sure there’s music when his mom’s distracting the minotaur and that builds upon itself until she gets crushed, but then after that it’s just a cut off. and that really drives home the point that there is nothing glorious or heroic or special about him defeating the Minotaur, because in his eyes, he’s avenging his mother, and there is nothing epic about that

Percy Jackson episode 3 + text posts

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭

I’M SCREAMING

for a moot pls respond!!

IMPORTANT POLL

please rb i need to know

illustration commission for rotten luck, a tma fic by @primtheamazing! if you’re in the mood for some post mag160 heartache, you should check it out 👁

My favorite thing about watching Joel Smallishbeans is that he is literally always vibing on entirely his own wavelength

Like,, oh, you’re all terrified of a demon on the server? Doesn’t exist.

You’re all herding cows to prevent the inevitable food shortage of late-game Life Series seasons? I’ll just ahaha stab that for ya’

You’re all doing Serious Lore? I think the sheriff is a toy and I’m a massive God so I’m gonna turn his town into Andy’s bedroom from Toy Story and sell toys of the sheriff, get sued for copyright infringement by said sheriff, and then willingly forfeit the trial because it furthers your Toy Sheriff Agenda

Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe

Polls exist now, which means I can finally find the answer I've been searching for months

I love how grians face in the last panel just says “yeah I got shot lol, whaddyq gonna about it?”

partners in crime

jonathan sims was really the character of all time. he was kidnapped three times. his only friend was his ex-girlfriend. he pretended to be a skeptic while also working as a ghost secretary. he said “good lord” unironically. he was a stalker. he called a merry-go-round “thrilling.” he hung out and listened to soap operas with a woman who kidnapped him and tried to slit his throat. he said mercy-killing another guy that kidnapped him was “like doing a favor for an old friend.” he could almost definitely suck his own dick. he was forcibly moisturized by a clown for a month. he lied about being ten years older than he was for no discernible reason. he wasn’t even mad about the third kidnapping. he thought his coworker was a ghost. he died once. he tried to cut off his own finger. he was even bi

Several times recently I've found myself making tea whilst listening to The Magnus Archives, and as a result I've developed a silly little headcanon...

I'm not sure if it's a nationwide thing, but certainly throughout my life I've experienced the weird stigma of having sugar in your tea. It's not direct or aggressive, but there always seems to be this vague notion that sweetening your tea makes you less strong, less manly. I rarely see men ask for sugar, and often observe an obvious proudness in teenage boys when they say "no sugar, thanks."

Picture Jonathan Sims, newly appointed archivist, worried he's not good enough, placed haphazardly in power of people who were very recently peers, and desperately trying to prove he's the right man for the job. Everything seems to be falling apart a bit, and he's not at all sure his assistants have any faith in him; he had to ask for a tape recorder because he couldn't get his laptop to work properly - that's embarrassing.

Now imagine Martin: office sweetheart, gets along with pretty much anyone, just moved to a new position working with two close friends, and the attractive guy from research is his boss (he's a bit rude and stuck up, but it's probably just the stress, right?). He's pretty comfortable! Aside from the occasional snide remark from Jon it is a good job, which is especially pleasing considering how he got to work at the institute in the first place.

Two opposing forces, as we all well know! But what's better at building bridges than a nice cup of tea? Martin makes a lot of tea, but I like to think he memorises how everyone takes theirs. Regardless, he has to ask at least once.

And so, kind, sweet, gentle Martin, his offer of a cup of tea promptly accepted, would have the misfortune of saying, "do you take that with sugar?" to an embarrassed, flustered Jon, who's trying desperately not to confront any romantic feelings he might have hidden away. The ensuing scoff and slightly too enthusiastic 'No! Thank you.' would be enough to remember that preference for a while.

As times go on, hundreds of cups of tea later, things get less tense between the pair, and Martin never has to revisit the question; but late one night, shortly before Jon is to leave for Great Yarmouth and Martin is to risk it all to take down Elias, Jon places a hand gently on Martin's shoulder and asks "Could I have a cup of tea?". Of course Martin says yes, it's the least he could do, but as he turns to go and make it, Jon calls out again. "With sugar, please."

Just a tiny vulnerability, but enough. By that point most of Jon's facade has been torn roughly away many times, but letting go of small points of pride often means more than non-deliberate actions. Having enough bravery to admit to liking something soft and sweet is harder than you'd think.

Maybe during those six months after, Martin would watch the sugar dissolve into his own tea with a painful melancholy, the sweetness a bitter memory.

headcanon that jon wears turtleneck whenever (if) he goes out during the safehouse period because of his neck scar, and martin notices, so he knits him several scarves for when the turtlenecks feel too constricting

"I thought you might be lost." is one of the most delightfully romantic things Jon ever says to Martin.

It's so devoid of blame, of derision. A truly neutral statement, soft, no touch of sarcasm, no hint of cruelty. A gentle hand reached out to pull him from the depths of the lonely.

Such an unusual phrase for Jon, especially at that time. There's no definitives, it's entirely open to correction, open to being wrong. 'I thought' not I knew. It comes from Jon's perspective, he holds himself out to rejection, something that's hard to do at the best of times.

'you might be lost', not you were, not you are. He respects that this may well have been a conscious choice, that Martin really could have chosen to abandon him, preferring the lonely to the lack of certainty in their relationship. But it retains the softness and love, the worry and care. He was worried that Martin might not be able to find his way back, but not willing to drag him out of a place he might have chosen to be.

And that's not even mentioning the softness with which he says it. In an intense moment of great urgency and importance he's able to drop his fear, stress, and anger, in an attempt to reach the man he loves.

It's such an elegant moment of love; in a second Jon is willing to let go of the gravity of the situation and put all of his being into connecting with Martin, and when it comes down to it, it works.

Minecraft Streamers

Tubbo, Quackity, and Crumb sound like the names of three raccoons playing poker behind a dumpster.

TommyInnit

Grian +14

Dreamwastaken +3

Technoblade -1

Wilbur Soot

Ranboo -4

GoodTimesWithScar +19

Tubbo -4

Quackity

Philza -3

Mumbo Jumbo +16

GeorgeNotFound -4

Crumb +5

PearlescentMoon +23

EthosLab +14

Sapnap -7

BdoubleO100 +15

Smajor1995 +10

impulsesV +15

SmallishBeans +22

TangoTek +20

ZombieCleo +13

Solidarity Gaming +13

Rendog +6

Slimecicle -4

Eret

Karl Jacobs -16

Awesamdude -16

GeminiTay +14

Docm77 +10

InTheLittleWood

LDShadowLady +12

BadBoyHalo -23

Jack Manifold -19

Foolish Gamers -15

Joe Hills

Niki Nihachu -24

Punz -15

jschlatt -25

Purpled -18

FalseSymmetry

ConnorEatsPants -11

Aimsey

Sneegsnag -6

Hannahxxrose -12

Shubble

Skizzleman

Boomerna

Eryn Cyberonix

Captain Puffy -33

The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded names weren’t on the list last year.