Jarvis Cocker - Blog Posts

jarvis cocker's court appearance after mooning michael jackson at the brit awards (1996)

My favourite britpop fun facts and incidents (gonna be edited in the future)

1. Jarvis Cocker falling out of the window pretending to be Spiderman

2. Radiohead showing No Surprises to Alex James and Alex being concerned about Thom's mental well being

3. Damon Albarn being a sugar daddy for his bandmates

4. whatever that was

5. Robert Smith and Morrissey beef

6. I do not like the cure~

7. Graham Cheryl interview by Brandy Wine

8. Liam Gallagher being chronically online

9. Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett's enemies to best friends trope (because Damon was jealous of Graham) (also Damon saying in a interview that he was jealous of Jamie's wife) (Damon's a jelly bean)

10. Damon was the annoying kid at school

I don't draw often (I really should, it's fun) so forgive me for how rubbish these drawings and doodles are, but I felt like sharing them :P

Am I going insane or does anyone else see it too when he has really shiny hair in pictures

the jarvis cocker fandom is dying!!!! reblog if u are a true cock!!!

jarvis might be having a bit of a rough night ...

full image under the cut just because. i liked it better cropped but i still like the full version

stupid idiot collapses against the side of your screen and dies

cocker’s short for sucker… sucker of…

sensual, smoky, glossy jet black hair; I imagine the pulp fan girl as sleazy as many of their songs. She dances throwing her limbs and tossing her long hair around. She cherishes her morning walk through the dirtier parts of town with her tangled headphones and beat up walkman. Her chiselled face and full lips cry 90s androgyny. She adores a 70s suit or a little skirt, something a tad eccentric. Guaranteed her favourite pulp song is as obscure as possible and raunchy too. The best girl you’ll never have. Magnetic.

The pulp girl smells like the lingering tobacco on a smokers leather jacket, something alluring and natural underneath with a hint of the bright red lipstick she can often be found wearing.

notes: lipstick, incense, leather, smoke, orris root, sandalwood, fur