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jongho: what’re some good responses to getting stabbed?
yeosang: rude.
seonghwa: not 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯…
wooyoung: that’s fair.
yunho: are you gonna want this back, or can i have it?
Wooyoung: I doubt you’re even in possession of a crowbar
Hongjoong: I suggest you don’t find out the hard way
Yeosang: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
San: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Yunho: Tackle him.
Wooyoung: Dump him.
Jongho: Kick him in the shin.
Mingi: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
Yeosang: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Yeosang: I want to look so good that you hate yourself.
Wooyoung: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!
Wooyoung: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Yeosang: Uh...
Yunho: He’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Wooyoung: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
Mingi: *crying* it’s working
Mingi: A milkshake with two straws, please.
Yeosang: Aww!
Mingi, putting both straws in his mouth: Babe look how fast I can drink this-
Jongho: my stomach growled super loud in french omg
Jongho: I would like to clarify my stomach did not growl in French, it growled in French class.
San: bonjour
Yeosang: Le growl
Mingi: hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Jongho: Why do I even talk to you guys
Seonghwa: PUT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!
Mingi: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Wooyoung: Jongho acts so tough but his cat’s name is Missy.
Jongho: Yes, short for Missle Launcher.
Hongjoong: When I was your age...
Yunho: When I was your height...
Hongjoong: Don’t make me pull over this car.
Seonghwa: There’s no practice today because Yeosang is at the police station.
Wooyoung: He’s in jail??
Mingi: We have to get him out of there!!
San: Jailbreak! I’m in!
Mingi: I’ll wear a dress and distract the guard!
Seonghwa: No! He is doing an internship there!
Yeosang: Seonghwa, I’m cold.
Seonghwa: Wait a second, I’ll get you a jacket.
Wooyoung: Hyung, I’m cold.
Hongjoong: Come over here, I’ll set you on fire
- WooSanSang at 3 am-
Wooyoung: Why do people slap the remote when it’s not working?
San: Why does it start working tho
Yeosang:
Wooyoung: What goes up and never comes down?
Seonghwa: The amount of stress you bring to this family
Wooyoung: You may not know this Yeosang , but I am a flawed person.
Yeosang: I do know that.
Yunho: I lost Hongjoong-hyung!
Jongho: How did you lose him!?
Yunho: Give me a break, he's like 2 inches tall.
Hongjoong: Being cute is really hard because even when I'm angry, everyone just kind of giggles at me and says "Aw, you're so cute when you're angry". Like, no. Stop. Recognise my power.
San: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?
Hongjoong: I just suddenly had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last 'Hurrah!' before it completely shuts down.
Hello fellow atiny!! Merry Christmas (if you do Christmas!!) If you don't, then I still hope you're having a great day or enjoy whatever type of celebration you have!! I treasure you all🥺💞💞
A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*
Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.
*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*
Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?
Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?
Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!
Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.
Yeosang: *swears loudly*
Hongjoong: *shouting from the other side of the dorm* WHAT ARE WE!??
Yeosang: *mumbles* Heroes not swearoes.
Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?
Mingi: Water.
Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Mingi: It's.. Imported water.
Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?
Mingi:.. Russia.
Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?
Mingi: It's half nine actually.
Wooyoung: I don't know, should I get noodles..
Jongho: It's your life, you make the decision.
Wooyoung:I don't know, I have no life.
Jongho: Then you get no noodles.
*At Disneyland on the spinning teacups*
Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yeosang and Jongho: (spinning calmly while talking)
Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung: (Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)
Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?
Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Doctor :Are you allergic to anything?
Seonghwa: Yes.
Hongjoong: *confused* What are you allergic to?
Seonghwa: *glancing at Mingi* Pain and stupid people.
*Source:My uncle actually said this to a doctor... *
Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?
Yunho : Rude.
San: Fair.
Mingi: Not again
Yeosang: Stab them back.
Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
Hongjoong: Mingi, NO!
Mingi, not doing anything: What?
Hongjoong: Sorry, force of habit. JONGHO, NO!
*Source: The Simpsons*