I Stg I'm So Done - Blog Posts

I'm going to drop kick the next rascist I see

Me when someone points out the most obvious shit ever:

Like, no really??

I didn’t know bob’s dog just died!! I thought he was crying because of the fact that Ryan Reynolds is hot.

So I’m a dumb-ass.

This morning I was making a Mac and cheese cup for breakfast, as one does, and I forgot to add water. I put it in the microwave and after 30 seconds it started steaming. Anyways I just came back from school and it still smells horrible in here.

It’s worse than burnt popcorn

If one more person asks me if im going to a funeral because I'm wearing too mich black, istg I will start replying "yes I am, its the funeral OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS BITCH"

Uhmmm……..imma just add this post the rapidly growing list of reasons I maybe should have seen this whole nb thing sooner lol

Me: god I wish I didn’t have boobs

Them: oh, are you trans?

Me: No I just really fucking hate having boobs