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Title: “Could Have Better Days”

Summary: Sucks to be stuck inside one nasty gloomy day instead of complaining about not going out or whatsoever. You and your boyfriends decide to spice things up with a game of ‘Never have I Ever’.

Parings: Michael monroe x Reader, Andy Mccoy x Reader, Nasty (Jan) x Reader, Sami yaffa x Reader, Razzle Dingley x Reader.

Word count: How do you count words. I don’t have the patience.

Warning: Alcohol, misspelling (youch..), Drinking, Weird questions, It’s Never Have I Ever, whatcha expect??, Crack Energy, One, maybe two, gets drunk, weed, cigs, any gender of your choice, cussing, Poly.

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Who know you would allegedly be dating those weird boys from Hanoi rocks?? How did this even happen?? Well that’s a question only you, can answer.

APRIL 15th, 1982. 11:45AM

The gloomiest day of Gloomy.

You couldn’t possibly blame others for not wanting to associate with society today. I mean, it’s pouring rain, rain. 

Theres nothing wrong with the rain, if you’re a rain lover. It’s just there was mud and ponds everywhere. Who wanna get their shoes wet over rain?? Nobody, I hope.

Out of boredom, all of you guys decide to watch TV, something random. 

Or that’s what you thought.

“A’right, who has my fuckin cig!” McCoy voiced, rushing down stairs. Noise could be heard as he came down rushing through the living room.

His black hat, red thin silky shirt, black pants and any other clothing item that caught his eye, making him stand out.

“Raz’ ya seen my cig mate?” Andy then leaned over the black couch where Sami, on Razzle’s left, Razzle in the middle, And Nasty all sat.

“Not at all mate! Have ya considered checking those pocket o’yours yeah?? $20 it’s n’ there” The drummer smirk in amusement, as he hold his ringed hand out that also resembled multi-colored nail polish on his fingers.

The questioned man then checked his pockets so eagerly, just to find the pack of cigs in there. He then pull them out as if it was a pocket knife.

Pulled one, and lit it. Smoke soon then fill the air as he inhaled the smoke and blew it in Sami’s face.

“You did that on purpose.” The bassist spoke, with a slight irritational frown.

Razzle and Andy then laughed in sync, also in amusement.  “Oh don’t be such a buzz killer. A little smoke won’t hurt.” Andy smirked as he then passed it to Razzle.

“Waiting’ for my $20..” Dingley spoke in a singing tune. 

“We didn’t shake on it, no?” A smirk could then form on Nasty’s face. Who’s been listening in the conversation along with Michael and Sami.

“Does that truly matter anyways?? $20 is $20.” 

“Where did you come from” 

“Where do I always come from??”

Razzle then side-eyed you in response. IT was his turn to blow the smoke in your face.

He did so, which caught of guard. When you was supposedly watching michael fix his blonde unique hair.

“Really??” You huffed as you crossed your arms.  “That’s what I said!!” Sami then chimed in, the same expression as you. It then go quiet. 

“What?” He then said. “And I’ll do it again” McCoy then laughed.

“Whatever” you and Sami say in unison.

APRIL 15th, 1982. 2:30PM

The rain began to take over heavier, leading thunderstorms here and there. Some catching you all off guard. 

Michael sits on the couch, above Nasty who’s sitting on the ground, letting Michael style his hair.

“Your hair is soft luv, what do you use??” The lead singer Asked the man.

“Water, shampoo and conditioner” 

“I know that, everybody does, hopefully but the brand ya use—“ He then get cut off.

“How about a game of Neva’ Have I Eva’ with booze mates!! With money or no?? Aye we can take shots! Maybe drink the whole bottle!! Who’s down!!”

The drummer then pace down stairs with a mischievous grin on his face, his cute deep dimples wearing it off. Making him look nothing but innocent.

“Booze sounds like too much” Nasty chimed in.

“Exactly, the last time we did it, we had to lock you n’ Andy in a room for almost 5 hours.” Michael groaned, like a mother scolding her children.

“No biggie, that was nothing!” 

“You literally broke the TV last time by tripping over Andy.” Sami then say as he was fixing his black messy hair in the mirror, not bothering to turn to face anybody.

“I second that.” You commented, with your feet kicked up on the table. Your mix matched socks wearing out.

“I don’t third that.” Andy walked into the living room, fixing his pants and later buckling his belt up again, that matches Razzle.

Razzle and Michael gave him a knowing look, as Sami, You, and Nasty, all looked disappointed.

“Can a man not take a piss yea??” 

“Sureeee” Razzle waved him off dragging the ‘Sure’ in a teasing matter.

“Fuck off” Andy then flip him off, as everybody else laughs.

“I guess we can play” Nasty stated. With two pig tails in his hair from Michael’s work.

“You look all cute don’t cha’” The proud, noisy drummer smiled.

“You look disturbing.” 

“When can you ever be nice” Michael and Sami both scold. Andy then shrug in response as he put out the cigarette he’s smoked again. The pack almost gone.

APRIL 15th, 1982. 5:04PM.

“Never have I ever, said the wrong thing at the wrong time.” Michael then questioned, his pink sunglasses glammin’.

Razzle, You, Sami and Andy all take shots. 

“I was drunk off m’ass okay?? An old man approached me and told me his wife was in the nursing home! And I winded up saying “congratulations mate!!” Out loud!” Dingley then confessed.

“Wow..” You chimed in. All four of you all, now taking shots.

“Jeez, this is strong.” Yaffa winced. 

Michael and Nasty then snicker. 

“Never have I ever gotten into a brawl.” 

Andy then take a shot, So did, of course. Razzle.

“You guys are something else” you spoke out loud.

“Some punk spilt beer on my clothes! I told him if he ever tries me again, I’m shoving the whole bottle up his ass. And that night the police got called.”

“Oh yea, then I had to come to the scene” Michael spoke, his blue eyes widening a little. He then raise his sunglasses up to set them on top of his frizzy hair. After, puckering his lips.

“Yea, shit was crazy!” 

“Alright, my turn” Sami cleared his throat.

“Neva’ Have I Eva’ kissed, dated, or slept with someone and kept it a secret?” He then exclaimed, setting down his card and looking around.

He himself, then take a shot, so has Michael, Nasty, let’s just say everyone.

“Mines was an On N’ Off relationship so” Andy waved liked it was nothing, then lighting a joint. 

“Oh? Same?” Monroe questioned a little.

“I never expected that to come from someone like you.” Stenfors provoked as he turned his head to Michael with an almost, shocked look.

Who would’ve knew Michael could have any girl he want?? Many thought he was guy, by his looks, or many mistakes him as a girl.

“I don’t think anybody did mate..” Razzle spoke, his words slurring as his cheeks flush due to being intoxicated.

“Jeez man you’re gone..” McCoy laughed at the sight. He was gone too, from being high AND drunk.

“Aye, Y/N luv, you should try this yea??” He then stick out the blunt their direction. With a confident smile.

You then shake you head no automatically, the drinks were enough, so why get high as well?? You’ll probably go crazy..

APRIL 15th, 1982. 5:20PM

Infact you are now. You’re now high and drunk off your ass, running around got nothing to lose. 

Razzle and Andy snickering in the background, as Michael shakes his head and get up to stop you from causing more chaos. Nasty and Sami watching with confusion and a straight face.

“I think it was a bad idea t’influence them with a joint.” Monroe confessed as he looked at the drummer and guitarist. His hair flowing the same direction.

“They seem alright to us, right Raz??” 

“Bloody hell they’re gone!” He lets out a dry mask.

Bottles smashing in the background could be heard, due to your antics. You then bounce and hop from couch or any other surface you can manage to land on without breaking a bone.

This has now became a cat and mouse chase between You and Michael.

You then take cover behind Nasty and Sami. Believing you couldn’t be found, which was a lie.

“A’right it’s time to go to bed yea??” Monroe then grabbed you.

“But whyyy..” You protested with a whine, then letting yourself fall to the floor.

“Out of every other days. You choose this day to be a crazy one.” Sami said as he raised his eyebrows, flipping his hair out of his face.

“Could have better days..”

“Key word, Could” Nasty chimed in, finishing his cigarette and putting it in the ash tray.

APRIL 15th, 1982. 11:56PM 

It is officially bed time for everybody. This day has been a tough one, for Michael Atleast, and maybe Sami. Who knows if Nasty was annoyed as well.

Everybody is slowly drifting off to sleep. First was Sami, Then Razzle, Then Nasty, Andy, You and lastly Michael.

Maybe you all could have better days without booze and going crazy.

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A/N: this was fun to write. Honestly. Hope you all like it, take care!

Sami Yaffa head cannons with a girlfriend who is basically the same height as him PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sami yaffa tall girlfriend headcannons!

A/n- i am so glad that im getting hanoi rocks requests, especially sami because he is my favourite to read for so I’m excited to write for him too‼️Thankyou so much for the request i deem us friends now and if you want to go by an emoji like some anons do feel free 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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Okay so this man is literally awestruck

He is proud to have you as a girlfriend and is so loving

If your going out to an event, and start to feel insecure because you feel as if you cannot wear heels, he notices something is up immediately

He nags at you until you tell him whats wrong, and when you finally do the look on his face is heartbreaking

Gives you puppy eyes and looks as if he’s just been kicked

Responds with something like:

“Sweetheart you think i care about your height?”

“You look gorgeous in anything and that means heels included!”

Always knows how to cheer you up

Loves it when you wear his clothes, not just because they’re his, but because they also happen to fit you amazingly

But this means you also often find articles of your clothing missing, and you always know the culprit

“Sami baby have you seen those pair of jeans i wore last week?”

Sami: eating a piece of toast while he slowly looks down at the jeans he is wearing, the very jeans you are looking for

“I don’t think so honey!”

When laid in bed with you, and you lay your head on his chest (or the other way around) he giggles about the fact your feet dangle off the edge of the edge of the bed bed (or his)

Is a leg guy, i mean that he thinks legs are sexy so its great you have a lot of them 🤷🏼‍♀️

When shopping for clothes with you, and he says you should get something, its mostly because he thinks you will look great in said item of clothing, but a little part of him wants to wear it too

Constantly compliments you

But he is a little shy so sometimes he’s really subtle about it

Comes up behind you and rests his chin on your shoulder when your doing literally anything

Always staring down people who look at you judgementally

If the press even dares to talk about your appearance in a negative way, he will stand up for you and make it clear to never talk about you again because ‘i’m gonna marry that girl!’

A/n- i hope this was okay for you!!! Please let me know if you want a part 2, and this goes to anyone: please don’t be shy to request anything, i am very happy to try my hardest in writing your ask 🫶🏼

Pumpkingut5’s masterlist!📸

Please request!

Guns n’ roses:

Axl rose:

Headcannons

Slash:

Nothing yet

Izzy stradlin:

Missing you

Steven adler:

Bored

Duff mckagan:

Whipped

Rockstar girlfriend headcannons

More than one band member:

Can i join?

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Mötley crüe:

Nikki sixx:

Nothing yet

Tommy lee:

Nothing yet

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Hanoi rocks:

Sami yaffa:

Tall girlfriend headcannons

Michael monroe:

Nothing yet

Nasty suicide:

Nothing yet

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Criminal minds:

Spencer reid:

Nothing yet

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A/n- i realise this looks like a pretty sad masterlist right now but i swear im working on it 😭😭( PLEASE send requests 🫶🏼 )

HANOI ROCKS MENTIONED AAAAAAA

EEEE I LOVE HANOI ROCKS, THEY’RE SO UNDERRATED

This literally made my day as I’ve had no one else respond to my post hahaha

Would you be interested if i posted sami yaffa headcannons within the next day? Because i would really enjoy doing so

In my head we are now great friends 🙃

current!sami yaffa x Michael Monroe’s daughter headcannons also nsfw and big age gap

(I’m sick of waiting for someone to read my other post and write this for me so ima do it even though I suck at writing also I’m writing headcannons bc it’s easier and less work)(also a few details reader is a girl obviously also in the story reader is about 23 just to let y’all know)

warnings⚠️⚠️:age gap, mentions of pedophilia, mentions of pregnancy (I think), smut, maybe some cursing

if I missed any warnings please tell me

-ok starting off you and Sami obviously have a very big age gap around a 37 years actually

-when y’all started dating and you told Michael he obviously freaked out (bc he’s our fav Barbie drama queen)

-also because it’s his daughter is dating one of his best friends who also helped raise her

-it took awhile but sooner or later he came around to it seeing how much Sami loved you and how happy he made you☺️

-now onto y’all’s relationship dynamic

-Sami’s love language is definitely physical touch I see him being to shy for words of affirmation but he’ll do it every once in a while I also feel like he loves gift giving

-he absolutely loves when you hold him and baby him it doesn’t matter how big y’all’s age gap is he still loves being babied by you(no one can change my mind on that)

-speaking of babies if y’all had a kid he would love them so much it’s not even funny

-I have a feeling he’s extremely good with kids idk why

-also he would have the best fashion advice for you like he would always help pick out outfits for you when you don’t know what to wear

-while he helps pick out what you where he also helps you out of it at the end of the night(iykyk)

-you can not tell me this man is not a sucker for tits and thighs bro

-will absolutely suck on your tits and leave hickeys on your tits and thighs

-absolutely loves being bottom his fav position is cowgirl because you can control him or he can control you

-absolutely will not force you to do anything you don’t wanna do and respects you boundaries

-but also will do anything you wanna do kink wise

-like he does not care he will literally try whatever you wanna do with him

-absolutely loves you

-has written many songs about you

-and yes sometimes they get published and Michael has to sing them💀

-when it got revealed to the public y’all were dating every one freaked out some people outa happiness and some in anger

-most people loved y’all’s relationship and their were so many cute post from y’all’s supportive fans saying how cute you and Sami are

-then there were the people posting about y’all’s age gap and how it was pedophilia and shit because he helped raise you but you didn’t care honestly you had Sami and your dad and that’s all you needed

-seeing as you grew up around Sami he knew everything you liked and how you liked it

-he could name your coffee order by heart if you asked him to

-if you had tattoos he would absolutely love them kissing touching and tracing them every time you are together

-always has an arm around you ESPECIALLY at social events that the band is at

-he is definitely overprotective of you not in like a controlling way but in a concerned trying to make sure you don’t get hurt/uncomfortable kind of way

-will absolutely let you sit on his lap(but also his face in the bedroom)

-ALWAYS and I mean always gives you a kiss before and after a concert

-adores when you wear his clothes

-you wanna know a way you can instantly turn him on wear his shirt with just panties on nothing else just his shirt and panties

-he will literally die of hornyness on the spot

-lives for when you braid his hair randomly

-braiding his hair is literally the best way to calm him down if he’s mad upset or stressed about something

ok that’s all for now I might write more later but I have no more ideas if you have any ideas tell me also, I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes. I suck at spelling.

please someone write this🙏

ngl I need someone to write a current!sami yaffa x Michael Monroe’s daughter smut honestly we just need more Hanoi rocks x reader in general

|DATING MICHAEL MONROE|

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN IN SO LONG AND I DONT KNOW HOW MANY MORE “writings coming soon” I CAN GET AWAY WITH LMAOO IM SORRY💔

ONCE AGAIN WRITING FOR SOMEONE NEW. I NEVER SEE ANY FICS OF HANOI ROCKS. I'LL PROBABLY DO A PART 2 WITH MORE DETAILS BC I THINK MICHAEL WOULD BE SUCH A FUN BOYFRIEND AND HES SO SWEET. MAYBE NSFW AT SOME POINT..

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warnings: alcohol, drugs, razzles death, and cuteness.

Definitely calls you “love”, “my love” maybe “lovie”, “sweetheart” sometimes “baby” or maybe like a little inside joke name thats still cute.

so he wrote a little bit of the songs but Andy wrote most of them because he thought he wrote better stuff, but I feel like Michael would write a line in a song about you.

but like something funny like how you put your jacket on wrong onetime or something like that.

if andy didn't like it Michael would say he wouldn't do the song unless this one line was in there

HE FIGHTS FOR YOU❤❤

your number one supporter and the spirit of a hyper puppy who loves affection can be a lot and most can't keep up with him but you can and he loves it, so he's very patient with you.also super forgiving (obviously.. cough. vince.) 

honestly I think it would take a lot for him to actually be upset or mad at you.

actually if anything I think he gets more upset and rarely madlike, he wouldn't be upset if you forgot that you had reservations at a restaurant.

it'd but him out a little but you can make it up by hanging out at home or something.

but he would have to trust you a lot to not walk all over him because he knows hes so forgiving and sweet.

he knows hes a gem lol

he loves that you don't mind that he's so flamboyant and flashy and stuff or that you don't comment on his weight.

I remember him saying in an interview he actually kinda liked when people would point out that he was so skinny because he got to be all like “oh yeah? you got a problem with me being so skinny?”

but he gets it if you're concerned about him. I think he worked out.

lots of sas. and attitude. 

he thanks you for putting up with his sas and stuff because he doesn't really realize he has a smart mouth sometimes.

that and also his body movements. hes a diva.

you probably have sas-offs.

you two just sit there and have your hands on your hips and moving around pretty much going back and forth. he always ends up winning because hes so quick with what to say haha.

you wanna do his makeup? yeah! he wants to do your makeup? yeah!

probably has more makeup than you.

and if you carry around a makeup bag in your purse (or like me and just has it loose in my purse) hed probably have his own makeup in there.

you know what, your purse is probably his purse too lol.

mini hairspray, if you don't have a hair tie he does.

also probably has more nail polish than you. you won't even need to buy any since he has so many colors.would definitely paint your nails while you guys have deep conversation and stuff.

gets you flowers all the time for no reason. if your sick he gets you flowers. your birthday, anniversary, you're upset, on your period, hes got flowers. the ones from last week died? he has new ones.

also writes a little card for each batch just because.

you both always have something to do and there's never a dull moment. 

he plays like 5 instruments, he'll definitely try and teach you how to play the harmonica or the piano or the saxophone. or roam around the city you're staying in.

and even if you're just at home you two will talk and talk until your mouths are tired. or if you wanna just lay there together while a movie plays, he loves that too.

he does smoke weed. he likes when you two smoke together and get high. he gets all warm inside and probably has his head on your shoulder while you pass a joint back and forth.

there's time where he won't feel like himself.

he always has makeup on because it's something for him to do but sometimes, rarely, he won't do it.

usually that's when he just doesn't wanna do anything and just be with you or someone in the band but you're his first choice.

hes appreciates when you try and make him feel better by picking out something over the top for him to wear and offer to do each others makeup and it works most of the time.

he just needed that little push.

he hates when you're not being yourself and he hopes that you'll talk about it with him because if you don't, it'll bug him the whole day while trying to get you to feel better.

communication is something he absolutely needs in a relationship.

he won't force you to talk if you say you don't wanna tell him but after a day or two he'll ask you what happened again.

Michael is more of a stay in kinda guy and doesn't like to drink or anything because he doesn't want to feel sick, but if you do then he'll stay with you the whole night and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

he'll probably suggest you get more of a fruity drink than straight liquor of anything.

if you're interested in trying a drug, he'll wanna know.

he will tell you not to if its a hard drug, but something like a psychedelic is different.

hes done speed, hash, acid, coke. if you wanted to smoke hash for the first time hed try and give you pros and cons.or if you wanted to try LSD hed tell you to be careful and hed wanna be with you incase you freak out.

he holds your hair when you're hungover and throwing up and already has medicine and water ready.

if you're dating after razzle died then you're pretty much the only thing keeping him from doing anything stupid and keeping his head level.

he knows that life will get better but he also felt like he shouldn't wait for it to get better.

he was a bit coked up after razzle died but you would stop him from doing it too much or doing it at all.

hed maybe try and shut you out but would regret it because he feels bad and doesn't know what he wants.he also broke his foot around the time razzle died so you would definitely help him with things he struggled to do especially him moving back to London.

hes not ashamed to cry in front of you and he definitely did cry to you. you both probably cried.

you helped him start his solo career and moved to New York with him.

he was excited to write songs by himself without andy taking over but he wouldn't forget to show you and ask what you thought of his songs.

he had you in the studio with him all the time.

also I'm gonna put this in because I think its cute. I think his concentrating face looks kinda serious. like, his mouth is closed and his eyebrows are furrowed and maybe tilts his head to the side. idk, he probably looks like that when he's trying to roll a joint