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"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Maverick with Goose...

Mav: Goose, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Goose: Sure, honey.

OR

Goose: Hey, Mav, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Mav: A what?

Goose: A worm. Would you still love me?

Mav: Yeah, Goose, I'd still love you.

Maverick with Penny...

Mav: Penny?

Penny: Yeah?

Mav: You'd still love me if I was a worm, right?

Penny: *unimpressed/amused* Pete....

Mav: What???

Penny: *rolls eyes fondly* Yes. I'd still love you.

OR

Penny: Pete?

Mav: Mmm?

Penny: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Mav: *totally unphased* Yeah, of course.

Iceman with Slider...

Ice: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Slider: If you- What?? What do you- *stops* Actually. You know what? Sure, man. I'd love you if you were a worm.

OR

Slider: Hey, Ice, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Ice: Like, if you were always a worm, or if you got turned into one?

Slider: *shrugs*

Ice: *rolls eyes fondly* Sure, Ron.

Iceman with Sarah...

Sarah: Tom?

Ice: Yeah?

Sarah: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Ice: Of course.

OR

Ice: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sarah: *laughing* What?

Ice: Humour me.

Sarah: *kisses him* Of course, love.

Ice and Mav with each other........

Ice: Mitchell, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Mav: *immediately* No, because you're annoying.

OR

Mav: Hey, Ice-

Ice: No.

Mav: What?

Ice: No. Do not ask me if I would still love you if you were a worm.

Mav: I WASN'T GOING TO!!!

BONUS ROUND!

Carole and Goose...

Carole: *yells across a room full of people* Hey, Goose, you'd still love me if I was a worm?

Goose: *yells back* Damn straight, Honey!

Carole: *blows him a kiss*

Hangman and Rooster...

Hangman: Hey, Bradshaw, would you love me if I was a a worm?

Rooster: *without looking up* Yeah, sure.

Hangman: Wait, what???

Phoenix: *manifesting out of nowhere* It's because if you were a worm you wouldn't be able to talk, Bagman.

Rooster: *silently high-fives Phoenix*

Top Gun (1986) - Iceman

Dating Tom “Iceman” Kazansky would include…

• Hugs from behind, especially when you’re least expecting it

•He would definitely have a picture of you that he rests on the dashboard of his plane (he keeps it in his wallet when he’s not flying)

•this man gets insanely jealous, but he doesn’t act out, he simply turns ice cold and only responds in one word answers, a permanent glare under his aviators

•Maverick flirts with you just to make Iceman angry

•you’re constantly afraid for his safety when he’s deployed, but he calls you every night to reassure you and tell you that he’ll be home soon

•he lets you wear his Annapolis ring, aviators, and flight jacket (in fact, he loves it when you wear his stuff)

•constantly showering and taking baths together, sometimes to have some fun and others just to relax and hold one another

•he smells insanely good all the time (this man loves cologne)

•the other pilots treat you like their little sister and watch out for you (especially slider)

•he always wants to be touching you, wether it’s an arm around your waist or shoulders, holding hands, or his hand holding your thigh when you’re sitting next to each other (especially when he’s driving)

•you never get any sleep the night he comes home from deployment (😏)

•he credits a lot of his success to you and your constant support

•he loves kissing you on the forehead and the top of the head, especially when hugging

Let me know if you want me to do a part two, an NSFW version, or more dating head canons for different characters!