Dracula Memes - Blog Posts

Watch out Dracula he’s got… Academic Credentials

Jonathan Harker, being encompassed with terrors that he dare not think of:

If the Dracula cast had social media (shudders)

Dracula - Closeted webtoon reader, also likes BitLife and maybe he’d post the most unfunniest memes to the discord server that just has the Dracula cast in it.

Johnathan - Instagram filled with food pics + life blog/vlogger (I AM LIVING WITH AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE IN HIS SPOOKY CASTLE ((NOT CLICKBAIT)))

Mina - Audiobook youtuber, she’d have the best voice for it and she sure as hell could voice dramatic scenes well #girlboss + maybe a Facebook page with cute photos of her and Johnathan and a LOT of her and Lucy being cute and having fun.

Lucy - Twitch Sims Streamer, she seems like such a simmer… even sul sul becomes a vocal stim for her eventually

Helsing - Literally only uses Facebook to play those cute farming games + he would absolutely love playing those mystery click and find games

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Johnathan: *ranting about foods*

(Meanwhile Dracula is waiting for this bisexual solicitor to get his ass over here so he can have a nibbl)