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Arisu: Can you keep a secret?
Chishiya: Do you know anything about my life?
Arisu: No I do not. Good point
Chishiya: Arisu, fuck off.
Chishiya: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
Chishiya: Arisu is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Usagi: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Ann: Tackle them!
Kuina: Dump them.
Aguni: Kick them in the shin!
Arisu: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Arisu: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Chishiya: …
Arisu: …I get confused sometimes.
Chishiya: Me too.
Arisu: *Gently taps table*
Chishiya: *Taps back*
Usagi: What are they doing?
Kuina: Morse code.
Arisu: *Aggressively taps table*
Chishiya: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Usagi, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Arisu, not looking up from their book: Really? Chishiya, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.