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Billie Dean and Aileen Wuornos in AHS Hotel (bonus: matching icons(?))

this scene was so fun i really laughed a lot during this ep

them

my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

MASTERLIST

ahs

Sunshine Boy 1 , 2 | Kyle Spencer |

synopsis: A typical story of girl meets boy…and maybe some trouble along the way.

Born In Flames | Tate Langdon |

synopsis: Can the devil himself find comfort in simple things? Or does he crave something more cynical..

Study Buddy | Tate Langdon |

synopsis: You have been feeling quite unmotivated recently so Tate shows his support by helping you out.

One Way Ticket | Tate Langdon |

synopsis: Seven months worth of empty promises. Seven months of waiting for things to change yet somehow they always stay the same. Trying to change the outcome of an already released film, is just as pointless as trying to leave the Murder House.

lipstick on a pig.

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(Pic isn't mine)

Happy birthday to my husband 🤍

˚·.˚༘♡⋆｡˚ my husband

Absinthe, our customary libation

He hurt me but it felt like true love . . .

RIP James Patrick March, you would love Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan

Screaming, crying, creaming, passing out, dying, gripping the sheets, rolling the eyes, legs shaking, eyes watering, overstimulated, moaning, back arching, hand holding, wall shaking, neighbors concerned, drooling, headboard breaking, hospital trip, bruises for days, mouth watering, absolutely fucking gorgeous cock you got there.

Me rn:

Girls, girls. A tip for you: maximum brightness of your phone screen and then you will have a hint of the… hum… “thickness” 😈

looking out for the tweam! <3

Me: I'm not obsessed with her! Also Me:

Her smile...it's so cute.

I'm going to cry

This is my daughter.

I claim her as my daughter.

I will fight you if you ever disrespect my daughter and her gender.

Now onto why I'm going to cry.

Season 5 Episode 5 of AHS.

Liz was talking about how she came to be. And it got to the part when her and Elizabeth were talking that is going to probably make me cry.

Okay so when Liz was in full femme. Dress, Furs, Heels, Elizabeth appeared like the vampire she is and said "I've been watching you." before saying some other things.

Then she said

"You look like a man, you walk like a man but you smell like a woman..."

AND KNOWING HOW ELIZABETH IS. I THINK SHE COULD TELL. It's like she could smell her soul. Like her aura. (I know she said blood)

*continues to watch the episode* *now is in tears*

"Why do you cry love?" "No, you don't lack beauty. You lack commitment." "Let me help you to become who you were born to be." "A goddess."

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB IN MY FOLDED CLOTHES PILE

I always wanted this. I always wanted someone to say this to me. Never happened but I'm still waiting. My mother? My father maybe? Someone? Please goddesses bring me someone like this. I don't even need them to be a s/o they just need to be a friend.

I'm watching AHS for the Plot! The Plot:

Bite me, bitch

I mean this in the most respectful way possible. Please bite me.