This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.
Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need
Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything
Crying, throwing up
Sitting here watching the chaos
This was sad asf ( they make pokko hot )
Do i really need to talk ?
I loose my head on this
It’s so beautiful, mappa did a very good work.
OMG frida hiiii, i missed you
This scene looks like when you drop a spoon at 3. A.m. when you were trying to get a snack
And I'd like it to stop
“We suffer more often in imagination than in reality.”
— Seneca
I really hate humans, homosapiens if you will
They absofuckinglutely should
“They should make a dating game with truck-kun.” -Mom
Little assholes
Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something
This is the Target Dress Challenge - they fancied it up with a knife,gun and a cute bunny. I say they win
These are some other prime candidates
listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them
My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup
I think there’s a fairly good argument for nonbinary wizard kermit, don’t you?
do humans do threat displays? at other, non-human creatures, I mean. what Thing can/do we do that says "Do Not Approach"? I know we make loads of eye contact like nature's roaming uncanny valleys and it pisses everyone else off, but I mean something we do that evokes fear and fleeing rather than face-bitey aggression. if a human were to sing Der Hölle Rache at a hyena would that do anything
no, humans don't have a baked-in behavioral threat display, because just BEING a human is enough to ward off most predators!
second-largest of the great apes here, fuck off or I'll talk about taxes at you!
but that's also because humans already DO have an extremely effective baked-in defense strategy, the well-known "wave your arms and yell real loud to summon every other human in the vicinity" defense!
that sounds like a joke, but it's really not- the human ability to call for help is an instinctive response between the human in distress and all other humans in the vicinity, and is also why people in horror movies always go TOWARDS the screams!
deep down in all of us, there's a part of your brain that makes you go investigate calls for help in order to find the human in distress and provide enough backup that whatever predator is attacking them will leave them alone.
this works GREAT on lions and wolves, but is sadly less effective on Michael Myers.
but that's fine because in real life, you're more likely to run across a leopard or something than a horror movie monster, so it's an effective defense that still works well today!
that's right kids, always go TOWARDS the screams! who knows, maybe today is the day you finally get to punch a hyena right in the face.
Pendants
Djek Carr on Etsy
Unmute !
Nothing spooks me more than the impending doom that exist in oceans and space
it's a special kind of tragedy when children aren't allowed childhoods.
GOOD FOR HER.
Suspiria (2018) dir. Luca Guadagnino Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama Mother! (2017) dir. Darren Aronofsky Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers
Art Prints
Ivy Alive on Etsy
wizards will wear a little hat
Fucked
By pixeljeff
Bird and Fish by Huang Guangjian
feeling very mmmmmmmmmm *phases out of existence*