Jonathan Harker going from the moment of realization that he’s in a horror novel to “oh dinner!!! everything is okay now actually :D :D” is honestly Travel Difficulties Relatable
Tumblr: Dracula is bonkers!
People who have read Dracula: Just wait until you meet the cowboy.
Tumblr:
they’re having a fundamentally different experience
May 11:
Today we meet Lucy Westenra, who has a crush
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A little bonus:
MINA:
MEANWHILE, JONATHAN:
Dracula: I wonder if my good friend Jonathan Harker is talking about me in his journal.
Dracula: ....... The fuck is this? (Can't read shorthand)
some dracula book covers
Hey, so I’m super excited that Dracula Daily is a thing, but I feel like I should warn people that one of the main characters in the novel is a guy that runs a lunatic asylum, and his scenes might be kinda hard to read for anyone who’s been through psychiatric abuse.
I would appreciate it if people reblogged this post and didn’t tag it with spoilers or put trigger warnings on it, since it’s important that this warning is seen by the people who need to see it. Thanks!
I appreciate Dracula’s efforts in running a one man hotel
Oh, Dracula
Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.
Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
Mina: I can’t wait to hear about my amazing boyfriend’s travels! I bet he’s having so much fun
Meanwhile, Jonathan:
me and the besties reading about our honorary girl mutual jonathan harker liveblogging his business trip like
I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl
I just like the image of Dracula moving very slowly and elegantly and unconcernedly when he’s around Jonathan and then as soon as Jonathan turns or leave the room he just fucking starts SPRINTING to cook clean etc etc and then as soon as Jonathan comes back he has to revert back to unbothered nobleman Toy Story style when people come back into the room and look at the toys
Count Dracula, reclining on a sofa casually reading a railway timetable: I am being so normal right now
so at a used book store a couple months back i found an annotated copy of dracula, and now that dracula daily is a thing, i’ve finally gotten around to reading it.
they have the fuckign. chicken paprika recipe that knocked out our boy johnny.
now you too can upset your mild-mannered stomach so badly that you have fever dreams of a sexy haunted castle
Tumblr all of a sudden:
I realized something important:
thankful to Dracula Daily for teaching me that this Hark a Vagrant comic is literally exactly what happens in the book
2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop
2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.
Gachiakuta, chap. 7
Kei Urana
lying on the floor. well everything will be okay in the end i think
diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease
**horny** let's write fanfiction shall we
i hope i come off as weird and undesirable
And with that, I am in love with you
share everything with me, i care
Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.