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Dear Friends,

I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to share an urgent plea for help. Due to the ongoing conflict in Gaza, my family and I have been forced to flee our home and seek refuge in Khan Younis. My mother, who is pregnant, is in critical need of assistance to ensure her safety and the safety of her unborn child.

We are facing severe hardships and are struggling to provide her with the necessary medical care and basic necessities. I have launched a campaign to raise funds for my mother's survival during this perilous time.

Your support in sharing our campaign on social media could make a life-saving difference. Please help us spread the word and gather the support we desperately need.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Sincerely,

Please help us by sharing the post on your page so that we can collect donations and get out of the war. You are our hope. I will be very grateful to you . ❤️🙏🏼

"this fundraiser is vetted by nabulsi, fallahifag, el-shab-hussein, ibtisams, sayruq"

praying for you and every other human being in your situation. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🍉🍉

ALL GOOD SONGS MY FRIEND

HELLO TO ALL YOU SEXY WHORES‼️‼️

im tay!

i post about random crap, tokio hotel related stuff, the occasional fanfic (when i feel like it :p)

im from australia, WA to be more specific.

i enjoy music, i currently am studying a cert 3 in music production!!

i make jewellery, like woven bracelets and beaded things!

i also have an edit account on tiktok you can find here!

comments and reposts are appreciated but not necessary!!

PLEASE feel free to send in asks and SPAM MY INBOX 🙏🙏

i wanna get to know all the sexy hoes lookin thru my blog 😘

i hope you have a good day/night, where ever you are! stay safe and stay sexy!

xoxo- tay‼️

lord have mercy i think im crushing on the exchange student 😭🙏

poor bill tho

Love the fact that they keep giving him flowers

guys um kind of drunk rn and my friend is lauguing too hatr

YALLLLL OMGGG

WE HAVE A NEW GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT AT SKL

N LIKE HE WAS SPEAKING GERMAN TO IMPRESS ALL THE CHICKS BUT HE WAS SAYING SHIT LIKE “du riechst nach scheiße” (you smell like shit) and “du hast skid spuren in deiner unterwäsche” (you have skid marks in your underwear) [idek abt that one 😭]

AND THEN HE LOOKS AT ME N GOES “ich will deine titten ficken” (i want to fuck your tits) AND I TURNED AROUND N SAID “entschuldigung was willst du tun?“ (excuse me? what do you want to do?) AND THE WAY HIS FACE WENT WHITE AS A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 😭😭😭

HE JUST STARTED HYPERVENTILATING IT WAS SO FUNNY

💀💀💀💀💀

RAWR RAWR ARF ARF ARF BARK ABRK BARK BARK BARK

fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me please I’ll do anything.

(I’m so insane over him that it isn’t funny)

not my video creds to rk4ulitzz

sum “dont jump” -tokio hotel

from when i first started:)

if ur practicing guitar, dont give up!!!! all great artists start somewhere:))

hold on i think im questioning my sexuality actually

YALL I HAVE A MAJOR UPDATE!!

[ imma make code names for each guy because i can already tell im going to be updating this drama and so i dont have to keep saying guy 1 and guy 2. so guy 1 shall now be known as ferret, and guy 2 shall now be known as tomato. (don’t judge the code names they have a reason behind them 😭) ]

so last night, i went to my stepdad’s friends 50th birthday party, and ferret came with me. it was abt an hour drive from my house, so he got dropped at mine before we drove to the party. keep in mind that me and ferret (16) were the youngest at the party and everyone else was in their 40s-50s and their kids were in their 20s roughly.

so we had broken away from everyone basically the moment we got there to feed the horses and ponies on the property, for some fun since we weren’t really going to be hanging out with all the daggy dads and such.

abt an hour or two in, i asked ferret to sneak me a beer bcuz yolo 🤪, and i drank it as we sat in the paddock, then we went inside and put up harry potter on the tv.

maybe 10 mins in he goes “i have an idea” and im like “what is it?” n then he grabs my hand n leads me to the bathroom (i bet u can tell me where this is going) and i kinda got fingered 🤠

and we left the party abt 15 minutes after that, where he fell asleep on me in the car.

and i was supposed to see tomato today, but turns out he couldnt go out.

im still genuinely trying to decide who i want, this whole situation feels like a fucking wattpad story, and it is genuinely happening, like this is a real situation so please keep that in mind.

(pls no hate, im posting these to vent and that you guys find some sort of entertainment from this fucked up shit 🙏)

anyways, wherever you are, have a great day!

love ya girlies

xoxo Tay

my mother just came home to find me singing & playing house of the rising sun on my guitar, as my stepdad was watching me intently sitting on the kitchen counter

UPDATE ON THE TWO GUYS

guy 1: he came over and we watched “talk to me” and midway thru the movie he said he loved me

guy 2: he came over to meet my parents n i kinda got dicked down 🫢

im still very on edge abt the situation cuz IDK HOW TO LET ONE OF THEM DOWN

real

alllllllright who cropped me out

matt coded as fuck

GUYS I REALLY NEED HELP

theres two guys im seeing atm, theyre both rlly sweet, I NEED YOUR HELP CHOOSING!!

guy number 1:

- really sweet

- goes to tafe n has a

- known him since year 8 but only really talked end of last year up till now

-blonde short hair

-has a white girl music taste

-my ex best friends ex 😬

-gets along with my parents

-my friends dont like him

-calls me “baby” “love” or “my love”

-lives closer to my dads house

guy number 2:

- six foot three

-works at kfc (gotta bake that bank🤪)

- brown shaggy hair

- havent known him for that long

-wants to buy me flowers

-never met my parents

- calls me “pretty girl” or “princess” or “ma”

-has his license

- lives further away

- legit gets hard from looking at me 🫢

yall i need to start posting more on my blog,

i wont b writing fics frequently (as u can tell) because skl exams have been kicking my flat white ass 🤠

anyways does anyone know how the fark to get the questions thingy up like help a girl out fr

ALSO I JUST SAW THAT MY BLOG HAS 139 FOLLOWERS?!?? 😭😭

TQQ ALLL SO MUCH

the resemblance is uncanny

guys is it just me or

THIS

there's something i want to talk about real quick that i think should be talked about in terms of smut.

i know there are a lot of people who read smut who haven't had irl sexual experiences, but know that what's in the works that your favorite fan fic authors write is not going to match with reality. it's not always going to be dark and dirty and serious - there will be a lot of silly moments. like almost falling off the bed or having your boyfriend's cat try to bite you while you're doing unholy activities. you'll laugh, you'll have fun.

another unrealistic thing is size. but i think something really important is that everyone's body is different. finishing is not as easy as described in fiction. figuring out your sex life with your partner is not as easy as described in fiction. different things turn different people thing, things you might like the idea of on paper you might not actually like in real life, things you don't like on paper you might like in real life. getting turned on is not as easy in fiction as in real life, do you see where i'm going?

i just want those who were like me and inexperienced and had most of their knowledge about sex from smut to know that fiction is not like reality and that's okay.

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wishing you less pain

wishing you less stress

wishing you less depression

sending you love

sending you positive vibes

sending you healing energy

͏ ͏please accept

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REPORT THIS ACC: @horny_milf THEY ARE STEALING WRITERS WORKS!!!

🚨STEALER ALERT🚨:

it has come to my attention that this person on wattpad has been stealing MY works as well as basically ALL of the tom kaulitz fanfics on this platform & reposting them on their book.

if you are someone who writes for tom kaulitz, there is a LARGE chance that your work has been stolen.

not only that, they literally stole from my pookie @tkaulitzlvr . the NERVEEEEEE.

THEIR NEW USER IS: @/horny_milf

BELOW ARE JUST SOMEEEEE OF THE FANFICS THAT THEY HAVE STOLEN:

100%

bill kaulitz the type of guy to say “watch this” and do a cartwheel (and fail)

thats mine.

-tom kaulitz

warnings: nothing, just fluff!

synopsis: tom was sat next to his twin brother bill on the stage of a talk show, with the host who was interviewing them, along with his co-host, some busty blonde girl who was getting on his nerves.

“well… no i havent found anyone yet..” bill started, answering the interviewer’s question. “im just focusing on my career at the moment you know?” he said turning to tom with a smile. tom huffed and looked down to his fingers, fiddling subtly.

toms pov:

“so tom..” the co-host spoke. “how about you? weve been seeing photos in the press lately of you and y/n l/n getting pretty handsy, whats the go there?” she said with a smug yet disgusted look on her face. she leaned forward, attempting to push her breasts up to make her cleavage more visible. she pursed her overly glossy lips, tilting her head to the side slightly, flicking her hair over her shoulder. it was obvious what she was doing. and honestly? it was funny that she was trying so hard. she could never compare to my beautiful y/n.

“well actually, weve been dating for a year now, im surprised you havent heard.” i chuckle lowly, looking to bill and back to her, watching her expression drop, rolling her eyes. “well” she huffed sitting back up, “what is your relationship like behind veiw of the paparazzi? not so perfect then no?” she sneered, jealousy clearly written all over her face that was caked with cheap makeup.

i sat up in my chair, my jaw clenching slightly. “actually, things are perfect, she’s been working on her solo career a lot, but shes been touring with us recently, i honestly cant stand being apart from her for more than a day at a time.” i said proudly, looking her dead in the eyes with a knowing smirk, seeing the anger bubble up inside of her. “you should hear them at night on the tour bus, the rest of us barely get any sleep because of how hard the bus shakes” bill laughed, nudging me in the arm and leaning back in his chair. “especially after the vmas, that night was crazy” he spoke, exhaling deeply and looking over to me wiggling his eyebrows in a suggestive manner.

the interveiwer fixed his composure. “right! the vmas!” he said, displaying a photo of me and y/n at the vmas behind him, where she had won an award for best junior artist of the year. the live studio audience started clapping, as the interviewer leaned forward. “how did you feel about y/n winning her first award at the vmas?” he spoke with a peppy tune, much more interested than is co-host, who was blatantly just trying to get in my pants.

“im honestly really proud of my girl, shes been working so hard, and all of the hours she put into her passion finally paid off. my highlight of the night was honestly just seeing the smile on her face when she got called up.” i said, beaming as i thought about my beautiful girlfriend.

“and her look! killer isnt it? really accentuates her features, no?” the interviewer beamed with admiration, looking behind him at the screen.

the picture showed y/n, wearing a beautiful red silk dress, hugging her curves perfectly, holding an award, and me standing next to her with a hand wrapped around her waist, pulling her close to me, planting a kiss on her cheek as she smiled widely at the camera. i sat there for a moment, remembering how her smile lit up the stage as she was accepting her award.

“yeah”i said turning to bill with a smile, then back to the interviewer. “absolutely breathtaking” i smiled.

“thats mine. all mine.”

a/n:

just a short lil fluff peice, im honestly sick asf rn, so i havent been writing as much, but expect more to come soon!

MWAH!

xoxo

-T