thetobaccotornado

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sorry if i was a bitch i probably wanted to go home

Am I ovulating or is this way too real?

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

IF GOD DIDNT WANT ME TO HAVE IMPURE THOUGHTS THEN WHY DID HE INVENT LONG HAIRED MEN

Jesus did die for strippers too. ✌️

From Kate’s IG story x

uhm so after reading career suicide from Bill I’m shocked. I’ve read the first eleven chapters and here is what shocked me the most.

He had a his first cigarette at the age of 6, he did drugs and dealt with his friends when he was 13. Used daily drugs and smoke at the age of 13 and had his first foursome at the age 13. With his girlfriend back then, Tom and his girlfriend. What in the world😭

plug a little weird but he’s chill

im sorry but the way he held my body against him, the way he touchedd meeeee!! like the size difference when he couldwrap his arm around my body like WRAWR

YALL

SO MUCH HAPPENED TODAY

so last night, i have this friend called connor; we started flirting which turned into a confession of feelings which turned into YK WHAT.

ANYWAYS, he came down to campus today to pick me up, we drove to the rec center and sat in his car for a bit, then we started to make out, then we went to the backseat and i started like grindin on him to tease him cuz i knew he wldnt do anythin cuz we were in a public parking lot.

then he was like “fuck this were going somewhere else” then he drove us to the park, and i had THE BEST DICK IN YEARS.

like scrawny lanky white nerd guy dick

twas very yummy

anyways thats it yall, just had to update u on my whore behaviour

anyways…. toodles!!

-T.M

i was HIGH AS HELL LAST NIGHT

wnd woke up to this in my notes app. wtaf.

i honestly dont know. except i HATE SPENCER

YALL I HAVE TEA

LIKE MAJOR TEA

SOMEHOW ITS STILL ABOUT A MAN

1 question. i ate burder at mconals yesterday

i am burder

somebody: stop fantasizing about those men.

me: i’m not fantasizing, that’s my man. there’s nothing to fantasize about because that’s my man.

stoned sf on tumbkt weeejj

It could cause earthquakes

i’m getting tired of reblogging images on here someone fall in love with me

heh

Shary Boyle

FACE REVEAL!!!!

im the one with red hair :)))

HEY YALL

ive decided that once i hit 300 followers imma do a face reveal

BUT LETS GUESS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!

y’all I just had this girl that im seeing over and we were like talking and shit for a while, flirting and we kissed every now and then. and then like she was like ive gotta leave so i asked to kiss her. she kissed me like getting like hot and heavy down the bed and we were like making out and then she just whispered “goodbye”and then she got up and then I walked her to the front door.

IM SL SORRY IF THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE IM HIGH AND TOO LAZY TO TYPE SO I JUST USED TEXT TO SPEECH AHA

heyyy babe i saw you followed me🤭 just wanted to say hi!!

SORRY I JUST SAW THIS 😭

but hello darlin! how are you? :)

what is with the amount of petty bullshit in the tokio hotel fandom rn broo 🤨🤨🤨

like i cant go through hashtags without posts about people apologising for doing fucked up shit, people just being petty assholes, or people starting random nonsensical drama for no apparent reason like what in so confused

guys i made out with a hot masc todsy 🤭

yall so much fucking shit has happened. I MISSED YALL IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING😭

im in a band currently, called hollow point, i am the lead singer!!

i write lyrics, give them to the band, and go from there! we have bbbb? two originals that we are recording this saturday and releasing on spotify, youtube, and soundcloud. and a gig coming up this friday!

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besides that

- one of my fav men has come back to me #sethisntoverparty

- im lowkey in my best/worst mental state? i dont know whats going on but im cruizing along

ALSO I HAVE BEEN MAD HORNY FOR OLDER TOM LATELY I MEAN RAWTRGHHHHGGG LIKE HED BE SO DOMINANT N ROUGH W ME but then like also wake me up with soft morning sex and cuddles and then makes me breakfast 😭❤️🙄😽😢🙏🙄🙄🙏😽😽😭

sorry thats it :3

xoxo~Tay

average Sturniolo tumblr post:

hehhehe

Do you guys remember when back in the 2000s Tom's english used to be kinda fucked up but also the cutest thing ever? His heavy accent was adorable and how he used to pronounce "r" like "w".

"We're vewwy happy!" (awww)

"and perform without many closes" (he means clothes)

"he's clamsy. He don't want to be fanni" (referring to georg)

"The biggah the city the nicwer the womiin. LA is behsicalleh heaven on eaauwth" (ok lil buddy)

"I hate when somebody try to create something that you don't are" (facts)

His English improved sm it's basically perfect now.