Magnus: What Language Do You Think Alex Thinks In?

Ive found a Mood and her name is Meg

Narcissa: What is that smell?

Draco: That would be fresh air.

Narcissa: Well, that has GOT to go! [starts spraying air freshener]

These are fun to make, so I made more! 

-Samirah al-Abbas

-Magnus Chase

-Hearthstone (w/ a hint of Blitzstone)

-Blitzen

-Alex Fierro

Currently reading The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee and it is EXCELLENT.

For those of you who don’t know what it’s about, the author dubbed it the “Big-Gay-European-Road-Trip-Novel-Set-In-The-18th-Century-You-Didn’t-Know-You-Needed” and that is exactly what this is. I’m about halfway through and it’s honestly sky-rocketed to sit among my favourites.

Alex: This date is boring.

Magnus: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Alex: Then why did you invite me?

Magnus: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said "Fuck you, Magnus, I do whatever I want" and followed me here

*Percy, Hazel and Frank sitting together*

Hazel:

Frank:

Percy: *stands up*

Percy: Say hello, Hazel.

Percy: Say hello, Frank.

Everyone:

Percy: Now kiss! *shoves heads together and runs away*

lowkey same

We Hate Richard Peele

Magnus: Alex asked me how I slept last night, and I didn't know whether to say "good" or "okay".

Magnus: I got nervous so I said, "gay".

Young Narcissa: Bella, we don't kill people!

Young Bellatrix: I think you mean, YOU don't kill people Cissy dear.

Narcissa: No, no-

Bellatrix: Ooh, look at Miss. Bigshot over here, telling me who I can and can't kill.