Saw Someone Say “if You Can’t Be Bothered To Create Your Art Yourself Then I Can’t Be Bothered

miscalculated how much caffeine i needed for today’s work day and now i emit a buzzing sound through the entire office

none of my friends wanna go see the thunderbolts movie with me so im going alone 😞

this is me playing about every sporcle quiz pertaining to my interest trying to prove to myself that im the best fan out there (im not)

bros gender is attention whore

wait you're a dude? I genuinely was starting to think of you as a sentient Pikachu plush tbh you having a gender identity feels wrong

I don't care how you perceive me as long as I am being perceived

I'd like to remember Pope Francis as the Pope who called a ton of priests faggots, apologized for it, then called them all faggots again

my therapist when i saw her for the first time in two weeks: you look pale and thin, are you okay?

my fuckass 3d that i’ve been trying to recover from: omg queen she said you look skinneyy 😜

is 2.5k words okay for a chapter length or is that too short?

how dare you hide buckys-arm-is-a-makeshift-dyson-airwrap in the tags??

my headcanon for those 14 months time skip is that they all invested in a dyson and a 10 step haircare routine

craving love and butterflies in a "I can't believe this person loves me as much as I love them" way and not in a "I want them to bend me over" way