How Dare You Hide Buckys-arm-is-a-makeshift-dyson-airwrap In The Tags??

whenever my perfectionist tendencies get the better of me my best friend pretends to hit me with a rolled up newspaper like a naughty dog

is there a better way to spend a day off getting wine drunk and crying over Peter Parker Angst?

my shayla

ive started learning to play bass a week ago and today I noticed im starting to grow a happy trail... I think this is the sapphic goddesses blessing me or something

So, I live in a country where English isn't the first language, and there's this kid I'm tutoring and he asked me how he can best learn the language, and so I told him that it works best by reading books and watching TV in English, and he asked me whether that was what I did, and then I had to come up with an answer that didn't let on that I learned English solely by spending my entire summer doing nothing but read gay porn about Iron man

if I have two barbie dolls and make them kiss that's MY business and Mattel has no say in which of MY barbie dolls im allowed to make kiss

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Papa Pasta with his little ravioli

I don’t talk about this duo enough. She’s definitely his favourite.

my therapist when i saw her for the first time in two weeks: you look pale and thin, are you okay?

my fuckass 3d that i’ve been trying to recover from: omg queen she said you look skinneyy 😜

i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time