There Are So Many Babies

I, for one, can’t wait for a game theory on Empires SMP because there is just

No line between fan theory and canon, Scott scrolls through tumblr with his morning coffee and picks which of us he’s gonna validate, it’s a very high honor actually

False is building a castle in an ice spikes biome and I haven't seen a single ice queen headcanon :/

Remember to send some local jerks in there to keep them all well fed and take them on night walks for extra spice in their life :)

it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

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had a silly thought

People mimicked the traits of tuberculosis (called consumption at the time). Although makeup was heavily founded on and no respectable person would be caught wearing it, most people wore it. There were creme roughes (red creme blush-like thing) available so people could get that flushed look. they would also use belladonna eye drops to get the glassy eye look (although it was terrible for the eyes). Circling back to vampires many legends surrounding vampires most likely started as a result of tuberculosis. In the 19th century, tuberculosis broke out in Rhode Island, eastern Connecticut, southern Massachusetts, Vermont, and several other naibooring states. In Rhode Island people did not really know how to handle the illness and the only thing they say was one loved one getting sick and the life slowly draining out of them before dieing and then the rest of the family falling ill shortly after and dieing, their conclusion, vampires. as such, they would dig up the graves of the first person who dyed and messed with the corpses enough to stop them from rising from the dead. this did not work as its an air born illness and not vampires but ya know.

I’ve rewatched 3rd life and last life a normal amount of times i need another one...

OKAY HEAR ME OUT—

AU but Scott doesn't kill sausage insteads holds him hostage....

HEY- my mans got to drink....

deeply deeply exhausted with the way everyone seems to think it’s perfectly okay to relentlessly make fun of how trans men and transmasc people look

i see it everywhere, from cis people and other trans people (including other trans men and transmascs — thanks internalized transphobia). no one has any qualms about just...throwing as many “jokes” and criticisms at us as they possibly can. if it boils down to calling transmasculinity ugly, it’s fair game to them and i’m sick of it

no one wants to hear about how bad you think our facial hair is. no one wants to hear your comments about our acne or hairlines. no one wants to hear about how upset you would be if you had our scars. no one wants to hear about how gross you think bottom growth is. nobody asked for your opinions on our bodies so please stop sharing them!

and of course, it’s all part of this larger idea that transmasculinity is something to be mocked and rejected. the comments about our voices, our names, our clothes, our hair, everything — nothing about us is free from being ridiculed in one way or another

but the criticisms of our bodies in particular have been on my mind lately as i’ve started seeing changes from t, and it’s absolutely exhausting seeing all these things that i really like (or at least feel neutral about) and knowing that the rest of the world, including members of my own community, will see them as my body being ruined

leave our bodies alone. we’re literally just sitting here existing, that’s not an invitation for you to make every joke you can think of and pick apart every inch of us

the “jokes” aren’t funny, y’all just have a fucking pathetic sense of humor

I feel like not enough people here acknowledge that swimmers are buff as fuck

Unlike a lot of sports, swimming can and will use pretty much every muscle group in the body, with the most notable features of a “swimmer body” being height, broad shoulders-thin waist (think V-shaped), with defined abs, upper arms, thighs, and backs

What I’m saying is Jimmy could crush that elf twink