I Feel Like Not Enough People Here Acknowledge That Swimmers Are Buff As Fuck

i think we should take the watcher!grian headcanon and make it just an accepted part of his friend's lives because its way funnier than it being a big angsty secret

bonus:

Good News! it's in the shopping district. Thank gods the entity can walk and not teleport... that's much less concerning... definitely...

So umm where the fuck did the entity go?? Grian, sir pls where has it gone?!?!!?!?!?!?!

As an Asexual it should be no surprise Im bad at Chemistry

HES BACK HES BACK FINALLY

HES HERE

mumbo i miss you so goddamn much

I have been dubed the count they i think its cause of the info dumping and whorishness

In light of it suddenly becoming Dracula season, I had to make a quiz! Which Dracula character are you?

Pff, Mumbo Withdrawal? Nah I'm doing fine it's not that big of a de- *many pictures of mumbo fall from my pockets* those are not mine I don't-*even more fall from my sleeves as I try to pick them up* oh G.. gOd I'm o..oka..y I pr. pro.. promise these aren..nt... it isn't wh.. what it, loo, lo, looks... li.. like I'm fi

Scott? Buddy? You keep saying Flower Husbands isn’t canon on Empires and then you pull shit like “(Joey) can mess with me all he likes, but when he threatens Jimmy it becomes personal.”

My good sir.

There is a line between writing your own fanfiction as lore, and Scott Smajor is using that line as a jumprope.

bitches will receive a few anon asks on a topic they’re passionate about and make a whole ass powerpoint instead of sleeping.  it’s me.  i’m bitches.

if anyone has any more questions, please feel free to ask!!!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/37978768/chapters/94855084

Empires SMP au where Scott is vampire!Scott from alsmp and he and Xornoth are evil siblings that commit crimes together

Me every time i write the body for my paper: the masterpiece, the eloquency, the talent, the emotion

Also me: takes 3-5 business days to write an introduction and conclusion