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#When they tilt their head

loki falling asleep on the table like this is something i didnt know i needed but now i cant live without it

rip to the salad

LOKI explaining how Illusion projection and duplication-casting is different is basically just Tom Hiddleston out here giving them the Loki lecture. My man don't play Loki anymore he IS Loki.

OK but whose idea was it to get Tom Hiddleston, a Classics graduate, to get into character as Loki and stand on a goat cart in Pompeii yelling to all the inhabitants about their impending doom in Latin, because honestly that seems like a kind of Christmas-and-birthday-combined level of treat for him.

No one:

Loki in Pompeii:

It means even computers in magical realms sometimes buffer.

Kofi

just a cool guy with his cool tattoos 

BTS stopping their entire concert to watch a bug cross the stage is just peak energy

I live for when baseball players say fuck when they strike out it’s honestly so hot

watchin an ESPN broadcast like

baseball mishaps

these marvel tv shows are basically therapy sessions for the characters who need it the most, change my mind

are you a philosopher

boy im dumb as shit

Me, knowing damn well I have adhd and can’t remember shit: I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember :)

Me, when I inevitably forget every single time: 

watching tv without subtitles

adhd moods

(edit: not universal experiences, not exclusively adhd experiences, and definitely not a diagnostic tool)

*stands up* *sits down* *gets up again* *walks in a circle* *stands up on chair*

apparently, “yesterday” was actually four days ago

apparently, “four days ago” as actually yesterday

I’m not sure if i just walked away in the middle of that conversation or ended it like a normal person because i can’t remember what happened

ok i’ve found my phone, keys, and wallet!  …..where is my phone?

wait–did i just completely interrupt this person or was there a pause? i don’t remember

everyone hates me 

i know you introduced yourself to me 3 times but i cannot remember your name i am so sorry

*sets 17 alarms* *is still late*

*successfully accomplishes one (1) task or gets someplace on time for once* i am a fraud. clearly i do not have adhd and am just faking for attention :’(

procrastinates to initiate Hyperfocus™️

error: Hyperfocus™️ unavailable because the project is still boring and the time pressure isn’t enough to make it interesting this time

fixating on games is like “oh boy! i haven’t played this in months!” and then you end up playing 60+ hours and never touch it again until the cycle starts up again

whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

Welcome to ADHD emotions! Get ready to experience

Understimulation

Overstimulation

The Anger Spiral

Wednesday Forever

Oh God they hate me. This whole Grocery Store hates me.

And *•.~°♪ lust *•.~°♪

adhd culture is scrolling through tumblr but it’s not enough so you have to pull up your comfort mindless tv show to run in the background but it’s not enough so you have to find something to fidget with but it’s not enough so you have to bite the insides of your cheeks but it’s not enough so you have to hum the song stuck in your head but it’s not enough so you have t

this is mostly a joke

A fun way to get yourself to do chores when you have adhd is to simulate a sense of panic by setting horrible deadlines that fit into other things that you’re doing.

For example, you set up a kettle of water to boil for your tea. Quick! Wipe down the whole counter before it’s done boiling, for the love of god you’re running out of time! Wipe it down! The water is almost boiling.

The water is boiling and your counter is clean. Now set your timer for your tea for three minutes and of my god there’s cups in your room! Quick! Get all the cups from everywhere in the house! Run! You’ve only got three minutes! Get all the dishes into the kitchen!

Oh would you look at that. You got all the dishes in the sink and now your tea is ready. Nice. Now you can chill with your tea.

I’ve found that little stuff like that helps me. Forcing myself into unexpected last minute deadlines. It fills up empty space and my house is a little bit cleaner.

i have two sides:

‘nothing matters, nothing is real’

‘everything i do will have consequences’

Jessie Mei Li | “Oh my God! Like, I went to the bathroom so often, and honestly there are so many layers, especially the long kefta. Sometimes I had to have someone to help me. You know, me and my dresser became very, very close because she’d often have to be holding up skirts and things for me.”

We’re the ones who changed everything.

ETERNALS (2021) dir. Chloe Zhao

I LOVE HIM

He actually found her in a University.

#ICONIC

So what have we got, Booth? Booth? Yes, the FBI agent on Bones. The TV show? Uh-huh. Watched all 12 seasons. It’s riveting stuff. 

It’s like watching a documentary of us. Actually, you’re clearly Booth. I’m Bones, obviously. Obviously.