my man Croki <3
*also attracts smart blondes that have no idea how they fell for this idiot
THOR - LOKI SERIES
› request by anonymous
By Keiid
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If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that
i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time
im gonna use google chrome till i die theyre gonna know everything about me and itll be their problem i just googled chumlonce fifteen times trying to find a post i made about shipping beyonce and chumle from pown stars history channel i csnt wait to see what they try to sell me based on that in the following days but you everyone else should be smart and get firefox
I hate it when people expect me to talk, like is my “mnn” not good enough for you? :/
Everyone angry at this ep but I'm living for the angst because JEALOUS MOBIUS and YEARNING/GRIEVING LOKI and "A FRIEND" and v happy because of the after credits scene, also they acknowledged that it's 'sick and twisted' to have a self-romance so stop yo crying dry yo eyes Mobius is alive and in Egypt and Sylvie and Loki won't get together
Mobius calling Sylvie Loki's "girlfriend" like 5 times gives very much "ohhhh so why dont you go hang out with your other bitch then" energy
"oH yOu nArcisSist ASShoLe yOU hAvE a cRUSh oN yOurRsELF blAh blah yoUR GIRLfRiEnD blah blah a rOmaNtIc blah blAH anyway im gonna get my ass pruned for you love u babe"
- That scene with Mobius aka we get it dude you're jealous
sylvie when loki tries to confess his love for her
i hate loki x sylvie as a ship as much as the next guy HOWEVER mobius being extremely jealous of them is the funniest thing that has EVER happened
# Nobody talk to me
all i heard in this scene was wii music and it was glorious
THE BEST PRIDE MONTH GIFTS THEY COULD EVER GIVE ME
yall remember when saitama was feeling all lonely and depressed this was coincidentally when he hadnt seen genos in a while and then he gets worried about genos and as soon as he lays eyes on him he literally feels better
what im tryna say is saitama loves genos as much as genos loves saitama dont @ me
i can be your 👿 or 😇
fans
has this been done
Loki Laufeyson confirming he’s bi to another version of himself while he’s getting drunk on a train riding towards the end of the world during Pride Month was not on my 2021 bingo
"He killed 80 people in 2 days"
SO WHAT?!? EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. LOOK AT HIM NOW
i mean the "a bit of both" with bi lightning got me obviously, but "I suspect the same as you" with bi lightning got me even harder because if sylvie IS a loki variant then that means that no matter what, despite all the differences between the various lokis, in every way they ever existed loki was always bi, and they're all aware of that. they simply are. and idk I love that
still freaking out over the fact that loki just causally lifted AN ENTIRE BUILDING
THOR RAGNAROK / LOKI
Sylvie: *angrily yelling in frustration*
Loki, ten feet away:
they fed us SO well today
#literal children
Loki (2021) Thor (2011)