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Odin: For this, Loki you must be punished in a way that will ensure you never behave like this again.

Loki: You're going to prohibit me from seeing Sigyn, aren't you?

Odin: Norns, no. I said I was going to punish you, not everyone in the Nine Realms.

[One of Loki's kids comes in wearing makeup]

Loki: Oh no. I'm a complete failure as a parent. How did I let things get this way? Sigyn: [cautiously] Loki... Loki: (sobbing) How have I never taught any of my children how to hold their hands steady while applying eyeliner?!?!?

Sigyn: (to Thor and Loki) I don't think this is a good idea. I don't think you two should go. Thor: How are you going to stop us? Sigyn: I'll just let my fists do the talking! Sigyn: (proceeds to put on a sock puppet theater show explaining her points)

Sigyn: I'm really worried that Loki is depressed.

Frigga: What gave you that impression? Sigyn: Today, he dressed himself in a t-shirt and sweatpants. Frigga: Oh my. Sigyn: And when I asked him what hair care products he wanted from the store he told me 'whatever is fine.' Frigga: This is a dire emergency!

Loki: I hate the universe and everything in it. I cannot wait until I shuffle off this disgusting mortal coil.

Sigyn: Hi, babe! I'm back from the market and - I know you didn't ask - but I brought back some of your favorite treats! Loki: The universe is full of infinite magic and wonder. I hope this beautiful existence goes on forever.

Sygn: I have feelings for you. 

Loki: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

Cop: sit on that chair, this is an interrogation

Sigyn, whispering: deny everything

Loki confidently: that isn’t a chair

Loki: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Sygn: AS ENEMIES?!

Loki: ...

Loki: [currently tied to a rock with his son's entrails while Sigyn holds a bowl over his head] You know who I'm really starting to miss?

Sigyn: You better not fucking say Baldr.

Loki: When I first laid eyes on Sigyn my first thought was, That is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Sigyn: I thought the same when I saw Loki for the first time.

Loki: I was dressed as a handmaiden at the time. Long story

Loki: Thor asked for a favour and, in the spirit of goodwill, I agreed. Sigyn: What did you get out of it? Loki: Nothing. Sigyn: What did you get out of it apart from nothing? Loki: Money.

Sigyn: What's wrong sweetie?

Hel: I'm being bullied at school. Loki: Oh, come here, sweetheart. I want you to know that nothing those kids say about you are true. You're a beautiful and talented young lady. Now, let's talk strategies for how we can deal with this.

Sigyn: While you two are doing that, give me a list of kids whose legs I need to break.

Loki: I’d lie for you. Sigyn: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Loki, you just like to lie.

Sigyn: I really like murder mysteries. Loki, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in 4 murder cases.

Loki’s wives and children from Norse mythology deserve more attention

Loki: *running into the room* Sigyn just said she doesn't love me anymore!

Odin: What?!

Sigyn: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across yggdrasil just so you can punch Baldr in the face.

Why are Sigyn and Persephone never included in any modern media with their boys, you ask? Because Disney and Marvel are too cowardly to have their morally grey villain gods in healthy romantic relationships

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so cuteee😭✨

There's only so long I can enjoy a tragedy before I turn it into a comedy. The Bifrost Incident Gamers AU <3 I may or may not have put So Much Thought into something very Silly but it was worth it <3

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Sigyn: [pointing to where Loki is tying a goat to his testicles] So, that's the guy I have a crush on. Thoughts?

Freyja: And prayers. Girl, what is wrong with you?

Old Marvel!Logyn if the comics followed the laws of Scandinavian society

Loki: Ahahaha! I have tricked you into marrying me!

Sigyn: You mean...you just handed your literal house to me? Which I now legally own and am responsible for? And is mine even in the event of a divorce?

Loki: ....

Sigyn: And also, control of your finances? You know the wife handles all that too, right?

Loki: ... Loki: ... Loki: ... Sigyn: ....you didn't think this one through, did you? Loki: Not even a little.

Sigyn: Would you love me if I were a worm? Loki: You've been practicing your shape-shifting? Show me!

Police Officer: Anything you say can be held against you...

Loki: Sigyn.

Police Officer: Pardon?

Loki: Sigyn is my wife. You said anything I say can be held against me. I'd like to hold my wife against me.

Police Officer: I meant in a court of law...

Loki: In a court, in the jail cell, in the back of your squad car whatever. I'd like to hold my wife now please.

Loki’s wives and children from Norse mythology deserve more attention

Loki: Kids! We're home! Sleipnir, Fenrir, Hel, and Jörmungandr: Mom's home! Mom's home! Mom's home! Loki: [smirking, opening their arms] Yes, I'm...

Sleipnir, Fenrir, Hel, and Jörmungandr: [throwing their arms around Sigyn] MOM!!!

Sigyn: I missed all of you, too.

Sleipnir, Fenrir, Hel, and Jörmungandr: [to Loki] Oh, you're back too, Ma?

working with norse deities

óðinn: "don't worry, i'll get it done. just don't ask me how."

frigg: "secrets are worth gold. yours are diamond. share with discretion."

loki: "i'll break your bone so it'll heal right this time."

sigyn: "would you rather be right or be loved?"

angrboða: "you are the only god you have to live with."

freyja: "go loud. we'll deal with the consequences."

freyr: "...we gotta? okay. baby, hold my beer."

njǫrðr: "can i interest you in some chill the fuck out in this trying time?"

hel: "i'll hold you through it—and you still have to do this."

fenrir: "...can we bite them? we could, in fact, bite them."

jǫrmungandr: "this too shall pass."

gullveig: "fuck around. find out. remember."

þórr: "not everything is a nail, but a screw still bows to a hammer."

sif: "everything is a little more possible with a belly full of warm food."

skaði: "there is always an opportune moment. find it."

I completely forgot about this little doodle that I made some time ago!!! But anyway-

Here it is!

“Loki and Sigyn shopping in Midgard”

They decided to visit Midgard as if it was the most casual thing for everyone around