Loki: When I first laid eyes on Sigyn my first thought was, That is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
Sigyn: I thought the same when I saw Loki for the first time.
Loki: I was dressed as a handmaiden at the time. Long story
crazy how the hard ass line "i am judge, jury and theif." came from the same loser that said "my brain refused to get out of my head. inconsiderate brain."
Baldr is a femboy
I am so confused with the ending of Ragnarok like if none of the god stuff was real then what the hell was actually going on???!?? How did vidar die, I mean magne was definitely in the house/jutulheim at the time and laurits blamed him for it. And speaking of laurits, did magne really imagine that he was raising his tapeworm in the lake and that he was getting beaten up by fjor at every turn.
And all the stuff that we witnessed from other people's pov, the jutuls in their home preparing for war in the first and second season, them having weird family dynamics, how was magne imagining that???!
Its just not making any sense to me at all and feels like such a let down.
I completely forgot about this little doodle that I made some time ago!!! But anyway-
Here it is!
They decided to visit Midgard as if it was the most casual thing for everyone around
a comic about brothers
You know, the more I think about the Gospel of Loki the more I hate it. At first the anger was mostly depicted at how Sigyn was portrayed. Like I saw how she was described in the character list, got a bad feeling and after reading a couple of chapters gave up and skipped ahead and read the scene with Loki’s punishment to see how she was portrayed. And oh boy was that bad, unique, but still so bad. Couldn’t finish the book after that I was pissed off.
But the more I’ve thought about it, the more the whole Loki is a demon pisses me off too, maybe even more than the Sigyn stuff.
Like why in hell would you make the very Norse god Loki a demon, a creature from Christianity a whole other religion. Where is the logic in this decision? Honestly that choice is really insulting especially considering Christianity and Norse’s history. And how Loki was never considered a good or bad God by the original Norse people, but thanks to Christianity has been demonized and made the bad guy. And don’t even get me started on how wrong it is that Loki doesn’t love his kids. There is a reason his son were killed as part of his punishment. I just can’t believe someone with such a fundamental misunderstanding about Loki would write a novel about him.
Honestly it’s like the author saw how Snorri brought in Christian illusions in his writing down of the myths and went that’s what Loki needs- more Christianity! Then again I suppose I should have seen this coming, the title is called the Gospel of Loki.
Honestly I thought Marvel gave us the worst depiction of Sigyn and Loki’s relationship but this book really takes the cake. Even Marvel knew to keep Loki as a giant and they love to just ignore Norse mythology. The only good thing Gospel of Loki did was was the whole animals follow Sigyn around like a Disney Princess. But even that she fucks up later by making her like the snake hurting Loki. I hope Loki finds her and kicks her ass one day.
Give me a harder challenge 🥱
My dumb af memes have been making people mad.
I randomly had a thought that children of loki look at the mcu's portrayal of loki and either think "I wish that was my dad/mom" or "Ew, that's how people think dad/mom look and act? What the fuck?"