Read Several Books About Loki And Sigyn, Which Were Marked With Hashtag ‘justice For Sigyn’. All

Cop: sit on that chair, this is an interrogation

Sigyn, whispering: deny everything

Loki confidently: that isn’t a chair

Odin & Ragnarok

Loki: Well, what can I do? Fenrir is hungry… That boy needs to eat

Odin: BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME???

Sol: Hey, he eats me too! Yet, you don’t see me raping people or murdering kids to try and avoid it…

Loki: She’s got a point…

Loki: I hate the universe and everything in it. I cannot wait until I shuffle off this disgusting mortal coil.

Sigyn: Hi, babe! I'm back from the market and - I know you didn't ask - but I brought back some of your favorite treats! Loki: The universe is full of infinite magic and wonder. I hope this beautiful existence goes on forever.

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*Sigyn preparing stuff for dinner while Loki watches, drinking something*

"Thanks for helping me milk the cows darling!"

"Of course! If I have no better things to do I'll happily help you get some chores done"

"Loki?"

"Yes dear?"

"Were you ever a cow before?"

*chokes on drink*

"No..?! Who told you that!!"

"No one!! But are you implying you were..?"

"Yes, I mean what animals haven't I been."

"Good point!"

*Goes back to what she was doing, becoming thoughtful and turning back to him*

"You're just unusually skilled in milking them, makes me wonder if you've ever been a milkmaid-"

"SIGYN STOP-"

Hades: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right.

Yama: Looking right because you left.

Anubis: Looking up cause you let me down.

Ereshkigal: Looking down cause you fucked up.

Hel: What is wrong with you guys?

"but loki's the villain !!1!!1!" who gives a shit this was hot

I randomly had a thought that children of loki look at the mcu's portrayal of loki and either think "I wish that was my dad/mom" or "Ew, that's how people think dad/mom look and act? What the fuck?"

You know, the more I think about the Gospel of Loki the more I hate it. At first the anger was mostly depicted at how Sigyn was portrayed. Like I saw how she was described in the character list, got a bad feeling and after reading a couple of chapters gave up and skipped ahead and read the scene with Loki’s punishment to see how she was portrayed. And oh boy was that bad, unique, but still so bad. Couldn’t finish the book after that I was pissed off.

But the more I’ve thought about it, the more the whole Loki is a demon pisses me off too, maybe even more than the Sigyn stuff.

Like why in hell would you make the very Norse god Loki a demon, a creature from Christianity a whole other religion. Where is the logic in this decision? Honestly that choice is really insulting especially considering Christianity and Norse’s history. And how Loki was never considered a good or bad God by the original Norse people, but thanks to Christianity has been demonized and made the bad guy. And don’t even get me started on how wrong it is that Loki doesn’t love his kids. There is a reason his son were killed as part of his punishment. I just can’t believe someone with such a fundamental misunderstanding about Loki would write a novel about him.

Honestly it’s like the author saw how Snorri brought in Christian illusions in his writing down of the myths and went that’s what Loki needs- more Christianity! Then again I suppose I should have seen this coming, the title is called the Gospel of Loki.

Honestly I thought Marvel gave us the worst depiction of Sigyn and Loki’s relationship but this book really takes the cake. Even Marvel knew to keep Loki as a giant and they love to just ignore Norse mythology. The only good thing Gospel of Loki did was was the whole animals follow Sigyn around like a Disney Princess. But even that she fucks up later by making her like the snake hurting Loki. I hope Loki finds her and kicks her ass one day.

My major headcanon for Loki and Sigyn is that before marriage they agreed to have open relantionship. Of course, Loki is the one who benefits the most. Sigyn could have more partners too, but chooses to be loyal to her husband. She doesn't get mad at all of his romances and he would not be angry if she had someone too. Sigyn is also pan, meaning she could be with anyone (as long as they are Loki in disguise).

Same, except I think Sigyn does have more partners as well. Maybe less than Loki, but still. (This is also influenced by my headcanon that Sigyn could have demigod children as well in MCGA)