*Sigyn Preparing Stuff For Dinner While Loki Watches, Drinking Something*

I reread some of magnus chase and I noticed this detail: Sam being really good with horses?? and being really embarrassed about it??

IS IT BECAUSE LOKI FUCKED A HORSE???😭😭

also jack saying that otis "played tug of war with loki" and otis also being really embarrassed about it

WAS THAT A REFERENCE TO LOKI TYING HIS JUNK TO A GOAT TO ENTERTAIN SKADI IN NORSE MYTHS😭😭😭 AKGYFKHJGAWKRJF WAS THE GOAT OTIS THE WHOLE TIME?>??

I think mythology writers are the best writers,because they have come up with the craziest shit ever,and if they were alive right now i would give them all a kiss on the cheek for their beautiful works.

Norse mythology writer: Hmmm i think i'm gonna make a chaotic guy yeah. And he can turn into various creatures and will get fucked by a horse in order to give birth to an eight legged monstrosity called sleipnir.

Greek mythology writer: Ah yes i shall create the most asshole-ish and horny motherfucker in the entirety of greece,and his dad hated him so much that he tried to eat him.

Celtic mythology writer: I sure do love cu chulainn

What Record of Ragnarok characters smell like.

According to what I wrote in my notes app on the 21st of December, 2021. (With comments)

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Poseidon: Obviously fish. He’s a fishy boy, just arrived from Greece, landed like fresh tilapia. (This is a Rupaul’s drag race reference, but I have no idea who said this.) Maybe a bit like saltwater?

Adam: I’d say grass but the most likely answer is animal shit. (I mean, he is surrounded by them.)

Eve: Flowers. And animal shit.

Loki: Your ex bf’s sweater, or e-boy perfume.

Raiden: Sweaty rice (???)

Kojiro: Burning wood or forest.

Thor: Your fingers after you touched that static ball that makes your hair stand up.

Buddha: It is cannon that he smells good, best bet flowers and sugar.

Aphrodite: Milk. (I don’t think I was implying anything weird with that either, she just gave that vibe. I probably specifically strawberry milk or rose or champagne would fit better.)

Geir: Teenage anxiety. (god bless her soul.)

Heracles: Also sweat, with a hint of BBQ sauce.

Hemidal: Metal, the good kind. (whatever that means?)

Parvati, Kali, Durga: Smoothies, Cola, Fresh Laundry (In order. I like grouping them together :] )

Socrates: Unidentifiable.

Jesus: Wine, duh.

Confucius: Flower-scented stationary.

Zerofuku (Baby): Puppy breath. (I have no idea what this smells like btw but I heard it’s actually good.)

Zerofuku: Shattered dreams.

Ares: Comedy. (?????)

Zeus: The inside of that one unopened, unwashed water bottle you left on your bedside drawer for awhile.

Brunhilde: She’d kill you before you even get a whiff.

Jack The Ripper: London rain or a tea soaked cigarette.

Odin: Your grandpa’s old army uniform.

Hermes: The inside of a wooden instrument.

PUT SOME RESPECT ON HEIMDALLRS FUCKING NAME !!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR TRAIN!!! *gently knocks over train model set*

Kind of got a fun little headcanon that there are actually WAY more people in the town of Edda who are fully aware of their status' as reincarnated gods and are just like: "Eh. It is what it is." and just go about their everyday lives as if nothing much has really changed with the occasional "YOU KNOW!" + "AND YOU KNOW!" moment spattered in.

I love this idea because it just makes Magne, Laurits and the others attempting to do hella sus shit in a completely unsubtle manner so much funnier when you imagine the handful of townsfolk, who always seem to be around for their shenanigans, just watching them and shaking their heads like: "Ah shit, Thor and Loki are back at it again."

Cop: sit on that chair, this is an interrogation

Sigyn, whispering: deny everything

Loki confidently: that isn’t a chair