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Lief is pawsome am frikin generous dued #generous #vet-sama

Haii manny/mixxdpunch/judas~chan/kun eye made yu a gift bekause nyan really aishites your hiro~chan fanfictions and yu seem like a very sugoii person nya!~♡♡ staiy safe and kawaii♡♡ ~Galaxy~Chan

This is one of the best asks ever galaxy-chan, you made my day (/^^)/⌒●~*

Thank you for the sugoii pfp (σ≧▽≦)σ

Nyan lugs dis

omg yes

guys does anyone else see the possibility of curley’s wife x slim

like not necessarily in the (typical) romantic relationship way but like more of relationship of understanding

like slim understands way better than anyone else on the ranch so maybe he could see curley’s wife as the real person she is and not just some problematic flirt and he has the possibility to understand her like why she interacts with all the men - not to flirt but because she wants human connection.

and since they are both lonely and isolated from the others maybe they could connect through that; like they could both support each other.

if curley’s wife opened up to slim like she did with lennie then I imagine that he would listen and understand and not be dismissive like the others. maybe it even could cause slim to open up emotionally to her if she opened up to him as she is showing him her vulnerability; they both could potentially get through each others emotional walls that they’ve built up. but that’s just potentially since slim is someone who doesn’t open up easily.

also if she did that could have potentially changed the ending, although I doubt that since her fate and the ending seemed to be inevitable.

maybe with slim she could feel like someone actually sees her as a real person since slim is empathetic and is possibly the only character who treats her with some degree of respect. with slim she could just be herself instead of having to put on that act she does. slim could recognise her struggles and realise that she is just like the rest of them. they have like almost a quiet understanding between them.

this possible connection is also hinted at near the end, where slim goes to check her dead body.

“Then Slim went quietly over to her, and he felt her wrist. One lean finger touched her cheek, and then his hand went under her slightly twisted neck and his fingers explored her neck. When he stood up the men crowded near and the spell was broken.”

“quietly” suggests how he didn’t rush to her body, he didn’t do it loudly, it suggests respect and even honouring her, it creates a calm atmosphere.

i’ve always thought about this bit - “one lean finger touched her cheek”. he didn’t have to touch her cheek, it doesn’t confirm if she’s dead or not. he did it in a humane way, in an intimate way. i see it to be like grief, grieving for her life, how she was trapped, how no one ever talked to her, how she died without living life properly. he’s seeing her truly in a way no one else ever saw her in her life and it suggest respect and care towards her in her death. it’s like a final goodbye. a closure for her death.

“explored” in this paragraph can be seen as a gentle action and not rough, he’s handling her carefully and thoughtfully.

“the spell was broken” this suggests that just for that moment, everyone was silent. the world paused. for that moment it was just slim and her. for a moment it was just understanding and care. in that moment, slim recognised her as not ‘jailbait’ but as a lonely person, she was just her in that moment.

the entire paragraph suggests how delicate and careful his actions are, how they aren’t just about checking if she’s dead but more. his actions are full of respect and understanding, full of gentleness and calm. slim gave her dignity during her death, something she never had when she was alive. his touch isn’t just about his duty to check if she’s dead, it’s recognition. he sees her. slim has been described to be more of a man of action than words. he saw who she truly was in that moment and gave her a moment of respect and understanding. he realises that she could have been more if the world had let her, and he shows that through his actions.

can you tell this book has done something to me🥀

Tecchou is the type of guy...

Tecchou is the type of guy that would let you stab him in the chest with his own katana and apologise for being in your way. lmao

Tecchou is the type of guy to actually be a very good cook when he is making normal dishes.

Tecchou is the type of guy to pick you up out of nowhere and throw you on the bed to cuddle.

Tecchou is the type of guy to hold you like the future of the world dependents on it.

Tecchou is the type of guy to keep something (little) yours whenever he goes on missions, so that way you can always be with him.

Tecchou is the type of guy who his favourite way of physical touch is when you cares your fingers on the three marks on his face.

Tecchou is the type of guy to have your hands interlocked whenever you are out somewhere, because he fill like you'll slip out.

Tecchou is the type of guy to speak soft to you even while you two are having an argument.

Tecchou is the type of guy to use you as a weight while he is training.

Tecchou is the type of guy to be so gentle when he touches you as you are made out of glass, because he feels like he'll break you.

Tecchou is the type of guy that would let you get away with anything you do, unlike with other people.

Tecchou is the type of guy that needs to be real.

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Hi<3 May I request Dazai Tecchou and Jouno coming home to their fem/gn s/o asleep on the couch cuz she was waiting for them but they forgot to tell her they’d be coming home late and they felt bad for it?<3

Hiii <333 this request is so cute!!! Sorry if this was a bit short!

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TW: Mentions of death

Dazai, Tecchou and Jouno coming home to their S/O asleep on the couch

Dazai:

-Dazai was going to take you out on a date later that night, but an emergency mission arose and it kept the whole Agency working their butts off trying to solve the case

-Everyone was so busy that your boyfriend unfortunately forgot to text you that he would be late. It was nearly midnight when he and Ranpo finally managed to solve the case and rescue everybody from the mission, and Dazai didn't waste another second hurrying home

-Apologies were spewing from his lips as he entered your shared house with him, but they quickly died down when he saw how deeply asleep you were on the couch. He then remembered how he was meant to take you out on a date that night, and guilt seized his chest when he also remembered that he forgot to text you about the case

-Dazai pushes his guilt away for the moment, and slowly lifts you up and carries you towards the bedroom. You involuntarily nuzzled deeper into his warmth, and his heart gave a flutter at that action. A small smile even slips onto his face watching your peaceful sleeping form

-He puts you in the bed and after changing into his pajamas, he slides in next to you and wraps his arms around you. Tomorrow, he’s definitely taking you out on that date, and he will make it extra fancy to apologise

-Writes into his notes to always text you if he had to stay back for something, because Dazai hates it when he lets you down

-The next morning, Dazai would apologise to you for not letting you know about the case, but then he’s going to tease you about how cute you looked that night. It’s the only time you’re allowed to full-on punch him (make it hurt please)

Tecchou:

-Being a Hunting Dog meant that missions popped up at unexpected times. And being the strongest Hunting Dog also meant being assigned on the most missions

-Tecchou isn’t really the type to forget to tell his s/o anything. Even when he might be in the middle of a fight, he would still whip out his phone and text you saying that he would return home late

-But let’s say that he was super duper busy on that day, with new missions popping up everywhere and loads of criminals to arrest and apprehend. In fact, he was so busy Jouno even commented that he barely heard Tecchou’s heartbeat that day

-After nearly getting burned, slashed to pieces, and crushed by a car, Tecchou was finally done for the day. He immediately hurried home because of how late it was, and when he entered the house, he saw you asleep on the couch

-He is confused on why you were sleeping on the couch, but he didn’t want to wake you. So Tecchou slowly lifted you into his arms and carried you bridal style to the bedroom, while pondering why you hadn’t just gone to bed already. After putting the blanket over you, he washed and changed, then slowly climbed into the bed

-The next morning, he asks you why you were sleeping on the couch and didn’t go to bed. When you reply with ‘because I was waiting for you!’, Tecchou blinks and ponders even more on why you were waiting for him. Educate him on why you would wait for him please 💗

-Tecchou definitely remembers to text you if he was coming home late, even if he was late by one second. Jouno is going crazy hearing Tecchou’s consistent typing on the phone lol

Jouno:

-I feel like Jouno would have to use voice messages and a lot of complicated stuff if he had to tell you that he would be late because being blind is quite tricky sometimes

-So when he was assigned a very big mission, Jouno internally hopes that you wouldn’t stay up waiting for him because even the authorities didn’t know how long this mission would take

-The mission was quite a tough one, with him having to question interrogate a lot of people, as well as searching out and fighting criminals. Jouno was exhausted and frankly just wanted to go home

-But no. There was something called paperwork, and he had to fill out sheet after sheet of it because of how large-scale the mission was. After filling in and completing a lot of paperwork, his hand was cramping and he was in a slightly bad mood

-Jouno was already going to rush out of the door when another last-minute misison came up. Luckily it was nothing he couldn’t handle, and he did overstay his welcome by taking his bad mood out on the criminals... they’re traumatised for life now

-It was past midnight when he arrived home, and he immediately hears your heartbeat close by. Jouno deduces that you did in fact stayed up waiting for him, and by your slow and steady breathing, he could tell that you were fast asleep for a few hours

-He actually smiles a little and carries you to the bedroom. Jouno doesn’t even bother with dinner and stuff (well he does wash and change at least) because he just wants to sleep with you in his arms. Your slow breathing and calm heartbeat immediately makes him fall asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow

-You bet that he’s going to be full-on teasing you tomorrow morning. Get back at him by teasing him about how late he was last night and how he didn’t tell you he shuts you up with a kiss later

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yours forever | tecchou suehiro x gn!reader

content: no manga spoilers, fluff

word count: 0.3k

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the sunlight softly beamed down on you, the breeze ensuring that you were kept cool. under the cherry blossom tree, you played with the hair of your lover. you combed your fingers through the long strands of brown with a soft smile.

in a bliss, tecchou suehiro kept his eyes shut. his head laid on your lap as you sat again the tree. the two of you took advantage of the fact that this was one of his rare days off. as soon as you could, the two of you set up a picnic date.

you made sure to prepare the food prior to coming out. although you two still had some dessert left, tecchou was enjoying contact with you much more than eating your food, not that it was bad. after all the long hours he spends away, he feels as if he was deprived of your touch.

it was out of the blue, but he asked, “do you know how much i love you?”

your head above his, you looked down at him with a smile. you removed your fingers from his hair and decided to caress his cheek instead. your thumb brushed over the blossom marks below his eye.

“well, you may love me a lot, but there’s no way you can love me more than i love you.”

tecchou’s eyes suddenly opened before he stared at you, “that’s a lie.”

“is it, now?” you smirk.

tecchou spun his body around and sat upright. he reached for your cheeks with his hands, cupping them as if you were the most fragile thing.

he told you, “yes, it is. i’ll love you more than anything forever. as long as i love you, i’ll keep you safe.”

the man moved his hands to protectively hold your waist before he places a lingering kiss on your forehead. you smile at him, deciding to place your lips on his. and under the tree, where the cherry blossoms fall and flow with the breeze, you’re sure that he’s yours forever.

note: i thought this was a request based on how i literally left the google doc with just a quote, but i guess not after searching my inbox… let’s also ignore how falling cherry blossoms represent the end of soldiers’ short lives 🧍🏻‍♀️

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make you mine

featuring... tecchou suehiro, jouno saigiku.

description... oh, these poor, lovesick boys. how will they go about yearning and pursuing? in which case, their first meeting caused them to fall head over heels for you

authors note... wow i haven't written since september hello everyone... crazy. it's winter break and i'm bored, so i chose to come back for a little (we'll see how long that lasts). anyways enjoy lol! also nikolai and chuuya will be featured in part 2

warnings... maybe ooc. need to get back in the flow of writing lol...

🎧- make you mine : madison beer

tecchou suehiro

it was a pretty slow day for the hunting dogs, so jouno sent tecchou out to go get some coffee for everyone. the base was close to a place he liked, but he wasn't expecting what he saw when he walked in there.

the first thing he noticed was how gorgeous you were, and he was confused on why he couldn't draw his eyes away from your form. you were facing him, but too enamored in what you were typing to notice his gaze. he was pulled out of his mind when the barista welcomed him into the shop, and he walked up to order.

you had pulled yourself away from your work to get another bottle of water, excusing yourself and reaching next to him to grab a bottle and pay at the other open register. goodness, what game was cupid playing with him? your voice was so gentle, it made him want to fold. but he kept his tougher exterior and gave a small smile when you locked eyes.

you had smiled back before apologizing for the reach. why did you apologize? for what? he asked himself, but he just nodded, adding a soft 'you're alright' before you walked back to your chair.

he couldn't keep his eyes off of you. it felt like an eternity, waiting for the drinks, and every so often his eyes would dance back towards your frame. he didn't want to just walk up to you, he thought that would be a little weird. it was soon he realized that he'd gotten a little too distracted, for he found your eyes looking right back into his, an awkward smile on your face.

the drinks also happened to be ready, and he wasted no time at all in grabbing them and racing out of there. when he looked back through the window for the last time, he could see you laughing into your hand.

oh, how he knows fate will bring you two back together, and he'd be able to make you his.

jouno saigiku

it was a very pleasant day outside, he noted, walking through the streets of yokohama. he was earlier assigned to confront a man who had been on their watch for a while, and put an end to all of the dangerous things he's been doing in the city.

he could sense the heartbeats of people walking past him, keeping up with the flow of traffic that way. that was, until he heard a heartbeat get closer, and closer, and closer, until..

crash!

someone collided into his arm, causing them to stumble back a little bit. that someone was you. you immediately started spewing apologies, apologies turning into panic when you figured out that you just ran into a blind man.

"are you okay, sir? i'm so so sorry, i-" you were panicking, until he cut you off.

"it's alright, i feel fine. i hope you're not hurt." a smirk is evident on his face, causing you to take a deep breath. he noticed your heart rate drop a bit, showing him that you're not as panicked as you were before.

but what he didn't realize is that his heart rate was slowly inclining. your voice, the way your hand smoothed over the shirt fabric over his arm, making sure you didn't injure him. everything he was able to tell with you made his heart beat a little faster than normal.

you were so caring, so worried that you'd done unnecessary damage to his frame. he can still feel your touch lingering on his arm, gentler than how it feels when a nice breeze blows on his skin.

"are you sure you're okay? if you need me to, i can help you to your next destination, it's the least i can do," you added on, patiently waiting for his answer.

he immediately accepted, holding the very arm you bumped out for yours to intertwine with. he wanted to get to know you. he wanted to spend a little bit more time with you, and he got what he wanted.

lol, Hello!

You’re writing is truly one of a kind. I rarely make requests but I couldn’t help.

Can I request-

Hunting dog s/o who hides stuff between her breast? Like literally “oh is there a flash card needs to be in safe place until we reach the headquarters? Okay. *puts it between her boobs like it’s nothing*

Tecchou, Jouno, Tachihara plz?

I love you and your brilliant mind. Also, I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to give reader rather massive honkers.

Scenario: Hiding things in your honka-donka's (Tecchou, Jouno, Tachihara)

Tecchou

The mission had been more casual, just an investigative part of what your daily job was.

These were more fun, at least for you - you had freedom to do whatever you want to people. Within legal reason, obviously.

Tecchou was not always the biggest fan. But it was either you go alone with Jouno, who you would not stop from torturing innocent people, or you go alone with Teruko, who you also would not stop from torturing people.

In fact, you only instigated them. Tecchou didn't say much, but his side eyes were enough for you to know his disproval.

Today though, you could see his joy. A near bounce in his step. After all, there was no torturing innocent people with him around. Maybe you would annoy them with your ability, but that was it.

So it left only the both of you together. Finding one man in a fancy suits and instruments. Because with your luck, they worked on the day of an Orchestra.

It left the both of you waiting just on the edge of the curtains, waiting for the end of the performance. After all, if this man saw that he was getting interrogated in the middle of his show then he would either run or mess up.

Tecchou would hate that. Appearntly he's a patron of the arts. How nice.

"Do you have his photo? I want to double check his identity,"

"Sure, it's here somewhere,"

Feeling in the space between your bra and boob, you pulled out a folded paper - so small it fit just between your finger tips like a cigarette.

It was a little warm, soft in the way paper gets on a humid day. You waved it to him, not thinking twice about it.

His hand didn't seem to move. You looked at it, where it was frozen in place by his side. Taking initiative, you picked up his hand, placing the now unfolded photo inside of it, giving him plenty of time to see it how he would like.

So slowly. Like he had lost frames in the movie he was animated in, he slowly brought the paper closer toward himself. His fingers barely touched it, still cupping it as if it were a small kitten of sorts.

"Are you...okay?"

Tecchou didn't seem that different, but his face was non committal. For once, you could tell he was thinking.

Strange. Maybe he knew this man.

It left the both of you in relative silence. A social kind, one that was broken only by the beautiful score played by the musicians around you. One that happened to be related to a terrorist - strange world.

"Do you keep things in your bra often?"

"Yea? It's free storage, dipshit. No one is gonna steal my wallet if it's in my tits,"

The logic was pretty simple. It's as if he had never experienced fighting a robber. Although he probably didn't, given he was the type to wear his uniform 24/7.

"Do all women do this?"

"...is this your first time seeing this?"

"I don't have boobs."

"That's a lie. You have a huge rack,"

His face flushed at that. It was small but noticeable - he always had a funny reaction to your jabs. You said he looked edible and he nearly giggled, which just wasn't a thing Tecchou did. It was kind of cute.

"Thank you." He said this with the stupid smile he had, one that was so small you could lie to yourself that it was even possible.

"Also to answer. No. I'm just blessed,"

"Blessed with what?"

His voice was laced with actual curiosity, but his face still stayed directly at your target. He was Lazer focused, and it gave you the chance to look at his ridiculous eyelashes. His jawline was a sin - he was so beautiful but instead joined the military.

"Huge honkers,"

"What?"

"Titties. Boobs,"

It was at this point he stopped acknowledging you. He was either done with your game or embarrassed that you were talking about your boobs so much. Probably the latter - you weren't teamed up often for a reason.

Then there was applause.

Tecchou moved ahead of you, not even waiting for the man to finish receiving what he had earned. You followed dumbly, since you unfortunately found that teasing Tecchou was more important than your job today. Oops.

Jouno

"Can you walk quieter?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Your chest is so loud. Hold it or something, it's so loud."

He looked peeved, as if your mere existence annoyed the hell out of him. Knowing Jouno, it most likely did. He was annoyed by the air molecules moving, typically. God forbid you breathe either.

"Why don't you hold them? Since it bothers you so much?"

The face he pulled made your day so much brighter. The joy you felt was only comparable to when you first received a black belt. His nose scrunched up, with his cheeks red in embarrassment.

Jouno was embarrassed. Like a man in a lingerie store.

Adorable.

"Pervert."

"You like it."

"Gross."

He walked ahead of you, shouldering the corner of the wall as he struggled to have his thoughts in order.

Just to be a little bit of a cunt, you strutted forward, making sure you had maximum bounce as you walked.

You could hear Jouno's footsteps fall back, just close enough for him to be considered part of the pair you both were. It wasn't as if his uniform didn't make it obvious, but the two of you were walking through closed hallways - he needed the key in order to enter them.

Not unless he pulled out his ability. He could, but he always saved his stupid "oh wow you can't cut through me at all" trick for the last minute.

"We're nearly there. You should get ready."

He jogged a few steps to catch up with you. He hit the back of your shoulder with his palm, looking away as if it were the wind.

"I am ready, asshole. I was born ready!"

"I don't think you are. You're walking like a stripper."

This was in the list of things Jouno says and you are left to question everything. The uptight and 'best hunting dog' Jouno.

He was a grown man but a lame one, there was no way he actually knew.

"...how the hell do you know that?"

His face was unchanging as you asked this. If he opened his eyelids you were sure that he would roll his eyes at you.

"I can tell by the way you walk. It's the same."

"Do you go to strip clubs often?"

A person passed by you. They didn't look like your guy, given this man was balding in his 40s and had a hunched-over shrimp-like back. But he gave you a look, the kind of judgment that came with bringing these topics out loud in public.

You smiled and waved back at him; as if you never said anything.

"That is not the topic of this conversation. Also, not your business."

"No I just have questions. Like, how the hell are you going to enjoy that? Can you hear my bra too?"

Another one you wanted to ask was when and where he even went to a strip club, but that sounded like you were too invested in his life. You're only coworkers anyway.

"I'm not telling you that,"

You grabbed his belt, keeping him walking right next to you. His body helped warm your fingers, starting to freeze from the strong AC in the building.

"I regret taking this mission now. I hope you get shot,"

His footsteps were longer than yours. Not by much, but you had to force yourself to walk just a little faster so you could keep your hold on him.

"Give me the key."

His hand was grabby, not even bothering to look back at you as he stared uselessly at the keypad and lock.

"I can just do it for you." Jouno turned back and gave you a look. His shoulders were rolled back, making him appear taller as he looked down at you. Fucker.

"No. You should stand back, you suck at blocking bullets."

"Nuh-uh."

"Just give me the key."

Sighing, you pulled back your shirt and searched inside of your bra. You knew exactly where it was, hiding underneath one of your tits and squeezing the little plastic corners into your skin. But there was the natural sweat that built up from having something so large on your chest, making you have to move your hands around your chest slower than it really should be.

You handed the card to him, feeling how his fingers were rather cool in comparison to the card.

Jouno didn't even acknowledge it. His face had scrunched a little, breaking the shield he kept up there for so long.

It didn't matter anymore though. He was close to opening the door, and you only had to step back and give support. You could harass Jouno later.

Tachihara

"Y/n. I need you to put this in a safe place,"

You hadn't worked one-on-one with Tachihara in forever. You missed him a lot - in the time he had been on a secret mission to infiltrate a child trafficking group, you had learned that his presence meant more to you than you had initially thought.

"I know this is weird to ask, but I trust you."

He put a Solid State drive into your hands - it had a sticker on it, only stating a date from a few months ago. When he originally entered the gang, you assume.

"Can I ask what it is?"

"It's from my mission. I found a lot more than we anticipated."

What the hell can he find more when it comes to child traffickers? They were basically doing the worst a person could do.

It made you a little terrified of the contents, honestly.

"So after this do you want to give it to Fukuchi or.."

"Yeah. Or we can all look over it together. It's awful stuff, so I need to make sure that it gets back to HQ safely."

Great way to make you even more terrified of what was inside.

"Why didn't you bring it back when you left?"

Seriously. This was unnecessarily complicated. Tachihara was the type of man to take precautions but this was kinda annoying.

"I hid it behind a baseboard here. They have an ability user who basically has x-ray vision. So I didn't want to take any chances until he was gone."

"Is that the guy Teruko is fighting?"

You both could hear her laughing somewhere in the building. There were also screams of pain and thudding sounds with no real pattern. She definitely got him subdued, you were sure.

"Yeah. Just put it somewhere it won't fall out. Or would be hard to reach. I trust you more than myself."

"You'll be fine."

Rolling your eyes, you unbuttoned the top of your shirt, just until you could see your bra. You made sure to put it as close to your body as possible, so it wouldn't fall out or be destroyed. Hiding it underneath your boobs added extra protection anyway - if you got punched in the chest. it would still be safe.

"What are you doing."

"Isn't it obvious? I'm putting it in my bra."

It felt a little uncomfortable having it on your skin, and it kept trying stab you by making the wire in your bra scratch your ribs. You regret wearing this one, because now you kept trying to adjust everything so you didn't have to feel that annoyance.

"...I can almost see your nipple."

"You shower naked with the rest of the guys. Is one nipslip going to kill you?"

You started to button your shirt back up, deciding that you had done good enough of a job. You would just have to ignore it.

"That's different! We don't even look at each other."

His face was red, hiding behind his fingers as he tried to look anywhere else but you.

"Then look away."

With that, you patted his chest, heading back to your mission. Whatever was on the drive could be shown to you later, but right now, you needed stab some people with the sword that kept slapping against your thigh.

Sorry for this both being late and for it rather being short. I'm trying to write more, so hopefully I'll be posting more. The end image is relevant I promise.

Yuki-chan is so kawaii and sugoiiii nyaaa!!! There dad is frikin terrible...nya....T^T

WAN!FUKUZAWA WILL BE MY DOWNFALL. It shows his skrunkly side that I did not know I needed until I saw his cute face (I̶ d̶i̶d̶n̶’t̶ n̶e̶e̶d̶ i̶t̶ u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ m̶y̶ d̶a̶d̶ l̶e̶f̶t̶).

Anyways I fully believe that he would be the type of man that would show his softer side to his lover because he trusts that they will still respect him as a leader. H̶e̶ a̶l̶s̶o̶ w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶n̶’t̶ b̶e̶ a̶n̶ a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ w̶h̶o̶ a̶b̶a̶n̶d̶o̶n̶s̶ h̶i̶s̶ f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶. I̶’m̶ l̶o̶o̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶t̶ y̶o̶u̶, D̶a̶d̶.

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As en ANTonese guy, eye has tew aygrea, te British ar welkum, - 🐜 🪡

ID in alt

we get it, it’s beans ON toast and ants would eat that, also we get it, ants aren’t that loyal to their queen, they kill her off if she’s out of line

Am

Yandere british policeman but its just this https://pin.it/713T0xSDg

(yandere! british policeman x gn! reader) (idk why you want a british man in particular but you know what it's fine) (it could've been worse, like a french man /j)

"right love, gonna need you to open the door and talk to me."

you merely stare at this... random ass man through your peephole. who the hell does this guy think he is? this is the fourth day in a row that he's showed up at your doorstep! for four days, he's delibrately taken time out of his day to show up in front of your door!

hell, he's been following you since way before! trying to pull you over on the road, yelling something about 'pulling over' or telling you to 'freeze'... you suspect it's been about a few months since this random man started showing up in your life like a damn pest.

who the hell even does that?

"go away!"

yeah nah, you're not going to let him in. no way in HELL. plus, he always shows up wearing that same weird outfit! when you first confronted him, he said he was some sort of... officer? and that what he was wearing was a uniform?

hah! imagine having to wear a uniform. he really is just a young chap playing a prank on you. how annoying, that's why you haven't opened the door for him no matter how long he spends knocking away. let him knock, maybe he'll finally get the hint and leave you alone.

"i'm going to have to break down your door if you don't open it, love. you're a person of interest in a really serious crime, you know. it'll be better if you just cooperate with us."

and there he goes again. again with his rambling and nonsense talk of breaking down your door. does he really think he has the authority to do that? nah, you'll just call the police if he does! they'll deal with him like they should!

in fact, you think you'll call the police now! have this guy arrested for harrassing you non-stop!

"if you don't leave, i'll call the police!"

silence.

"so you're scared huh? i knew it! you're just a loser-"

"darling, i am the police."

and then all of a sudden, your door fails to function properly and just falls to the floor, the hinges unhinging on itself. your jaw drops as you face the tall policeman, your eyes wide. but before you could say anything else, he starts talking about his nonsense police stuff again.

"sweetheart i'm putting you under arrest as the prime suspect of a hit and run. please turn around and put your hands against the wall."

"hey wait just a second! i never hit anybody!"

despite your protests, you couldn't really fight against the guy. not when he completely dwarfed you. not when he had huge hands and big pectoral muscles... and that ass in those tight pants... and just seeing him in his uniform... you wonder what would happen if you smacked his ass...?

but back to the problem. hit and run? bro you don't even drive! how could you be a prime suspect of a hit and run? there was only one answer.

"you're a fraud! no way a guy like you is an actual officer! i demand you let go of me until a real-"

then he pulls out an authentic looking police badge and license. no way, he was real? but... but you didn't commit a hit and run! how could this be happening?! no, no, no! get these unsexy handcuffs off!

"you're coming back with me. gonna have to discipline a criminal like you the hard way. not letting me in for four days? tsk tsk, i am so very disappointed in you, love."

wait a second!

just wait a second!

why the heck was he dragging you into a real police car?! no way! this is some big shit! you can't believe this is happening!

"come on dude! you can't seriously be-"

"yeah, you didn't actually commit any crime. i'm just using it as an excuse to bring you back to my home where i can love and adore you."

HUH????

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