A Short While Ago You Shared A Frog That Reminded Me Of Ice Cream - Do You Know Of Any Other Beasties

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LGBTQ+, ACT UP protests in New York City, late 1980s to 1990s

Praying Koneko

#praying koneko #neko

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Yandere british policeman but its just this https://pin.it/713T0xSDg

(yandere! british policeman x gn! reader) (idk why you want a british man in particular but you know what it's fine) (it could've been worse, like a french man /j)

"right love, gonna need you to open the door and talk to me."

you merely stare at this... random ass man through your peephole. who the hell does this guy think he is? this is the fourth day in a row that he's showed up at your doorstep! for four days, he's delibrately taken time out of his day to show up in front of your door!

hell, he's been following you since way before! trying to pull you over on the road, yelling something about 'pulling over' or telling you to 'freeze'... you suspect it's been about a few months since this random man started showing up in your life like a damn pest.

who the hell even does that?

"go away!"

yeah nah, you're not going to let him in. no way in HELL. plus, he always shows up wearing that same weird outfit! when you first confronted him, he said he was some sort of... officer? and that what he was wearing was a uniform?

hah! imagine having to wear a uniform. he really is just a young chap playing a prank on you. how annoying, that's why you haven't opened the door for him no matter how long he spends knocking away. let him knock, maybe he'll finally get the hint and leave you alone.

"i'm going to have to break down your door if you don't open it, love. you're a person of interest in a really serious crime, you know. it'll be better if you just cooperate with us."

and there he goes again. again with his rambling and nonsense talk of breaking down your door. does he really think he has the authority to do that? nah, you'll just call the police if he does! they'll deal with him like they should!

in fact, you think you'll call the police now! have this guy arrested for harrassing you non-stop!

"if you don't leave, i'll call the police!"

silence.

"so you're scared huh? i knew it! you're just a loser-"

"darling, i am the police."

and then all of a sudden, your door fails to function properly and just falls to the floor, the hinges unhinging on itself. your jaw drops as you face the tall policeman, your eyes wide. but before you could say anything else, he starts talking about his nonsense police stuff again.

"sweetheart i'm putting you under arrest as the prime suspect of a hit and run. please turn around and put your hands against the wall."

"hey wait just a second! i never hit anybody!"

despite your protests, you couldn't really fight against the guy. not when he completely dwarfed you. not when he had huge hands and big pectoral muscles... and that ass in those tight pants... and just seeing him in his uniform... you wonder what would happen if you smacked his ass...?

but back to the problem. hit and run? bro you don't even drive! how could you be a prime suspect of a hit and run? there was only one answer.

"you're a fraud! no way a guy like you is an actual officer! i demand you let go of me until a real-"

then he pulls out an authentic looking police badge and license. no way, he was real? but... but you didn't commit a hit and run! how could this be happening?! no, no, no! get these unsexy handcuffs off!

"you're coming back with me. gonna have to discipline a criminal like you the hard way. not letting me in for four days? tsk tsk, i am so very disappointed in you, love."

wait a second!

just wait a second!

why the heck was he dragging you into a real police car?! no way! this is some big shit! you can't believe this is happening!

"come on dude! you can't seriously be-"

"yeah, you didn't actually commit any crime. i'm just using it as an excuse to bring you back to my home where i can love and adore you."

HUH????

natsume! meow meow meow meow?

He meowed once we took the mic off him -Atsushi

@bsdecember DRAWING INSANITY!!! Sorry about stopping, I have been having a rough time this week, but I decided to combine the prompts of the three days where I didn't get to post anything and made this!! Day 15: Rain! Pretty self explanatory. Day 16: Favourite ability. Currently, Natsume's "I am a cat". WHY? Because I love cats. Call me Fukuzawa. Day 17: Song! Any and all tragic songs (to me) belong to Oda. The song in question? "November Rain" by Guns and Roses. Nothing else to add, enjoy¿

Lief is pawsome am frikin generous dued #generous #vet-sama

Haii manny/mixxdpunch/judas~chan/kun eye made yu a gift bekause nyan really aishites your hiro~chan fanfictions and yu seem like a very sugoii person nya!~♡♡ staiy safe and kawaii♡♡ ~Galaxy~Chan

This is one of the best asks ever galaxy-chan, you made my day (/^^)/⌒●~*

Thank you for the sugoii pfp (σ≧▽≦)σ

bitches be fangirlin over an mf named Iceman 💀💀💀

it's me i'm bitches

Nap time, 1978