Reminder For When He “saves” It. He Was The One Who Wanted This, And Now He Gets To Be The Hero And

Make me president I’ll make it so everyone named Hannah cannot rhyme their name with ‘banana’ when they make a new username. Or else they go to prison for life

the fact that high school students are given an insane amount of homework becomes even more aggressive & insulting when compounded with the fact that most of it is busy work designed not to educate but to break the spirit, designed to set the expectation from a young age that life is about being overworked for negligible reward aka to turn out the perfect pre-defeated american worker, suited to an economy in which our productivity has skyrocketed even as we are paid less and less. anyway here's a blurry photo of my cat

Midoriya: [In Recovery Girls office] Awww, this brings back memories of playing doctor as a child!

Iida: It reminds me too

[Flashback]

Young Iida: [Holding a stethoscope to a teddy bears chest] The cancer has spread. Get your house in order

do "new" people on the hellsite see enough posts to be like, "ah so this is the language of the common folk" and just mimick the format?

wait wait wait. WAIT. u know how dogs and cats like to chase balls and other toys when they are bored? like how Fetching & Rolling Objects Around A Smooth Surface is an important way that pets add stimuli to their environment?

I want a bad recipe embedded on my tombstone. I want people to be confused with the recipe and try to make it. I want it to turn out horrible and for them to be confused why my gravestone recipe is inedible. I will cackle beyond the grave at them trying to recreate my dish and failing to make anything edible. My final prank.

So for 2021, can we mix modern slang with Shakespearean dialogue?

Watari: I love bees.

Watari: They're very important to the ecosystem, they're cute, and they make honey.

A bee: Bzzz

Watari, crying: Please don't hurt me.

anyone else pissed off that the last few tastes of popsicles have that fucking wood flavor from the stick