anyone else pissed off that the last few tastes of popsicles have that fucking wood flavor from the stick
Tumblr,
i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:
1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online
2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links
3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)
4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)
In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)
I want a bad recipe embedded on my tombstone. I want people to be confused with the recipe and try to make it. I want it to turn out horrible and for them to be confused why my gravestone recipe is inedible. I will cackle beyond the grave at them trying to recreate my dish and failing to make anything edible. My final prank.
glad to know i'm not the only one
Twice: Sometimes I talk to myself
Twice: Omg same
do "new" people on the hellsite see enough posts to be like, "ah so this is the language of the common folk" and just mimick the format?
i abso-fucking-lutely hate this. what the actual ever-loving fuck is this
what the fuck is going on
Watari: I love bees.
Watari: They're very important to the ecosystem, they're cute, and they make honey.
A bee: Bzzz
Watari, crying: Please don't hurt me.
the fact that high school students are given an insane amount of homework becomes even more aggressive & insulting when compounded with the fact that most of it is busy work designed not to educate but to break the spirit, designed to set the expectation from a young age that life is about being overworked for negligible reward aka to turn out the perfect pre-defeated american worker, suited to an economy in which our productivity has skyrocketed even as we are paid less and less. anyway here's a blurry photo of my cat
Midoriya: [In Recovery Girls office] Awww, this brings back memories of playing doctor as a child!
Iida: It reminds me too
[Flashback]
Young Iida: [Holding a stethoscope to a teddy bears chest] The cancer has spread. Get your house in order