...I Found The “girl Falls Into Middle Earth” Fic I Wrote When I Was 11

Dabi: Boo.

Hawks:

Dabi: Hey. Why aren’t you afraid? Surely I inspire some feeling of fear.

Hawks: Feeling…?

Dabi:

Dabi: Dude.

Midoriya: [In Recovery Girls office] Awww, this brings back memories of playing doctor as a child!

Iida: It reminds me too

[Flashback]

Young Iida: [Holding a stethoscope to a teddy bears chest] The cancer has spread. Get your house in order

bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon

Watari: I love bees.

Watari: They're very important to the ecosystem, they're cute, and they make honey.

A bee: Bzzz

Watari, crying: Please don't hurt me.

do "new" people on the hellsite see enough posts to be like, "ah so this is the language of the common folk" and just mimick the format?

some fanart of @moon-elf-cyana, @pmseymourva's delightful oc!

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

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hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

i had to do an assignment in 8th grade for these fuckers

oh my bleeding stars was anyone gonna TELL me that all horses evolved from a millions-of-years-old ancestor who was ITTY ITTY BITTY